Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Thank goodness for modern anaesthetics |
Speaking of modern anaesthetics, for those of you into extreme femdom violence, torture and castration, here’s a sweet little move clip I found.
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| I’m encouraged already, actually. |
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| …and if I do? |
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| You can download an app that’ll translate any length of text into morse code. She discovered that the next day… |
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| The annual performance reviews can be a bit brutal. |
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| You know, I’ve forgotten what I was going to ask about now. Often happens. Oh well. |
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| Remarkably, with that sniper rifle she can give herself an orgasm with an man who is anything up to a kilometre away. |
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| Medical opinion is divided on the advisability of gagging castration patients during their operations. On the one hand, there are those who say it’s best to shut the bastards up; but on the other, there are surgeons who get off on the screaming. The debate continues, in the medical journals. |
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| First dates can often be a bit embarassing… just go with it. |
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| Busy busy. |
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| You can get an app for it too. Every day, it doesn’t remind you. |
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| He thought if he told them he was a vicar they’d go easy on him. He was wrong. My friend who’s an investment banker had a similar experience but much, much worse. |
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| Fortunately, the balls don’t feel like the same thing either. No more worrying about that knee! But there are other things to worry about… |
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| I didn’t understand why it had to be so wide, but then I met Richard. |
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| It’s a ridiculous fantasy, of course. You can’t just chop a man in half and then attach his dismembered body to separate halves of a sex doll. Well… you can, obviously, but not so he continues to live. You’d think she’d have realised that after six tries, the silly thing. |
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| Seven days in already, so counting down the days from 21 that’s only 14 to go? Or 83 if it’s 90. Whatever. |
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| Oh, I think – with all due respect – Madame Sarka is being unduly harsh on English, here. But then, she’s really good at being unduly harsh. |
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| Actually, the taste depends a lot more on what it had to eat a few hours earlier. |
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| Sometimes she fills the bag with ice, so as he’s sweating in the heat there, he gets some lovely cool drips of water. Usually, though, she doesn’t. |
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| I’m not worried. Just terrified. |
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| Well, all right. As long as I get to have my say on the subject. |
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| That’s fair. |
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| It’s so hard to choose sometimes, isn’t it? Hmm… would I rather have a cock in my mouth or a turd? It’s so hard being submissive – I’ll bet other sexual perversions don’t end up causing such dilemmas. |
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| It’s actually doubly unfair to set particularly hard questions to boys, because we’re stupider. |
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| Hope she reads the instructions. Apparently, if you exceed the recommended dose, it can cause quite a lot of discomfort. I mean, more than the intended discomfort, obviously. |
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| Oh… now there was a reason. What on earth was it? Ermmm… let me think. |
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| It’s her next project for the garden, after the sun deck is all done. |
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| They say that dieting requires self-discipline, but I’ve never found I needed any. |
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| Oh, humour her. Women can be silly about these things. An occasional waterboarding is a small price to pay for a harmonious mariage, hmm? |
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| Nothing. Yet. |
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| Not much of a twist in the storyline in that caption I’ll admit, but sometimes the expression is just, perfectly right. |
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| And they say romance is dead. |
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| Watch out for the bottom-pinchers. |
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| If they manage to catch him and chain him up again, I expect they’ll work out their anger together. |
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| Don’t be afraid to give in to your feelings, Diana. Do not try to fight who you are. |
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| When I first started dating my SO, I’d often finish before She had a chance to come, but now things are more under control She typically has oh… two, three…maybe even four hundred orgasms before that happens. |
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| It’s always embarassing when men have to go to what’s basically a girls’ night out, isn’t it? You kind of stand around awkwardly, watching the wives roaring with laughter while you make polite converation about ironing tips and suchlike. Women are just better at social events… it’s because they’ve got more empathy. |
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| Life will be a lot simpler. You can do as she says or starve. |
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| Big decision. Don’t pressure her, OK? |
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| I’m down on my hands and knees. Point me to the broken glass. |
… all the way to the chip shop.
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| It might. |
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| Let’s hope he doesn’t say anything embarrassing. |
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| A male submisive who fantasises about domestic drudgery but actually doesn’t know the first thing about housework? Wow – pretty crazy idea, huh? |
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| The worst of it is, she doesn’t allow me nearly enough pocket money to even dream of saving up to pay for a session with her. So it’ll be bananas all the way. |
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| She knows, having tested a few to destruction. |
Philomena Cunk has the answer. Men are just like women really, they’ve got their own little personalities.
Not femdom – I just adore Diane Morgan.
This that follows is femdom, obviously.
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| A romantic moment. Treasure it. |
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| Hmmm. Now if only I could unlock this collar, to get the word out to the other men… Oh well. |
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| She sounds even Mina than the lovely ladies in the picture. |
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| Nothing to be embarrassed about. Unless you enjoy that sort of thing. |
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| Or why the world’s hair is such a weird colour. |