Category: financial management

Girl trouble

Actually, he’s the most important person there, they just don’t realise it. While they’re fucking like rabbits he’s getting on with the things that really matter in life, like cleaning house.
Try to choose a safeword that will be easy to understand when moaned through a wall.
It’s a lucky little bastard, isn’t it?
She’s a steely-eyed missile woman and he loves her for it.
You can get non-tobacco ones, like they use in the movies and theatre. They do burn skin, but I’ve heard it’s not quite the same.
It’s Nature’s way: the strong predate upon the weak, who are truly grateful.

Obedience is the road to freedom, humility the road to pleasure

Your stupidity and inability to learn go perfectly with her desire to hit people who annoy her.
A cage is a safe place for panicking.
She’s not cruel, exactly, she just believes that it’s perfectly natural for powerful creatures to enjoy inflicting pain on the helpless and weak. Anyway, this is probably just the first of many fascinating things you’ll learn about each other as you embark on the journey that is marriage.
In serious competition, skatebusters lose points for any direct contact between the blades and testicles, although for interval shows and suchlike that’s a real crowd-pleaser.
He’ll have ample time to think about how he can assert his adult dignity, after he’s been put to bed.
She believes in zero-based budgeting.

Domesticatrices

She hates having to hurt you like that… but she hates being contradicted so much more.
I think there’s a box you can tick for whether you want a disposable delivery boy thrown in.
And next session you can both pick up exactly where you left off.
Doesn’t she realise you’re much more interested in which one she’ll finish with?
It’s worth making a few savings in the education, health and pensions budgets to redirect government spending to more important things.
My SO likes to have a little gamble before a thrashing. She rolls two dice and whatever number comes up, she gives me however many strokes she likes.

Nothing will attract a man more than the picture of a beautiful, passionate, cruel, and despotic woman

Because she’s feeling calm, forgiving and affectionate, perhaps?
Hmmm…. that’s not a kind thing to say. Men can be quite sensitive about baldness. But then men can be quite sensitive about being burnt with cigarettes, too, and that doesn’t seem to have stopped them so…
At least she’s there. All the other slaves she booked for the night have been waiting outside clubs she decided not to go to.
She’s not a man-hater, exactly, she just thinks it’s unhygienic to keep them in the house.
He’s appealing his sentence of course, but it’s a bit tricky for him to get good legal advice, as hunters tend to follow his lawyer’s vehicle around, in the hope that he’ll break cover.
She decided to go full ‘method’ in the end, which probably explains why her final contract gives her 110% of the gross, while Mike and the male actors are all on negative percentages.

When she asks for somethin’, boy, she means it

She’s a maneater (warning: disappointingly SFW)

Wow – pretty lucky I forewarned you by showing you her message, huh? I expect when she got up and walked off, you were just going to follow those shiny boots as they – hey! Where are you going? Didn’t you realise what she intends to… to… ? Oh well.
She takes shopping seriously, although it does irritate her when people focus pedantically on trivial details like the prices of things they’re buying for her.
He’s going to be in even more trouble when she checks back through his browser history and realises what it was he was actually trying to touch on what he assumed to be a touch-sensitive screen. Boys shouldn’t be allowed near computers unless they’re house-trained.
She herself has a medical condition, which makes her extremely intolerant to… well, just extremely intolerant, to be honest.
He meant to say $1.2 billion of course, but he was distracted by the hot-oil enema he was retaining, as he later had to explain to the auditors. On the plus side, when called to provide a sworn witness statement in his trial for negligence, Nanny Edith did say what a sweet little boy he was, although she admitted under cross-examination that he was sometimes careless with his sums and needed his bottom smacked a lot.
Learning Hungarian isn’t easy, but then Ms Palvin wouldn’t be such a goddess were she easy to please, would she?

Demanding damsels

Decisively disparaging defeated duds; dispensing discipline.

Sometimes women can be moved by a really tearful reaction to their decisions. My SO loves it when I cry.
Curiously, clients who request a ‘traditional governess’s outfit’ are greeted by a fishnet-wearing domme and also flogged for their impertinence in trying to control what she wears.
Don’t worry: each of the girls has a safeword which they can use to stop the beating at any time.
Looks like a lady who knows what to do with a long wooden pole.
She has a refined artistic sensibility that enables her to see beauty in even the most brutal and painful things.
His mother warned him about girls like her. But she’s not here, is she?

New occasional tag! Actually, they’re ‘categories’ but it makes no difference. Sweet Carolina! Similar vibes to Kitten.

Discomfort women

Oh, what a shame. I was so looking forward to sitting in an overcrowded pub with a bunch of self-obsessed men, pretending to laugh at anecdotes I didn’t properly hear over the thumping music. Guess I’ll just be staying in, quietly rearranging her panty drawer. Damn.
Or several orgasms. It’s different for women, you see. In many ways. They get to come, for a start.
What, did you think they were going to bet their own money? That’s just not how this thing works.
She’s noticed there’s always extra demand for those products around the end of July: that’s the local domme’s birthday.
Oh, being blackmailed isn’t so bad. It’s when she decides to stop blackmailing you and publish the photos: that’s the really unpleasant bit.
She doesn’t really care, she’s just passing the time.

And an extra one, inspired by a letter I received this morning.

BDSM… it’s all about giving up power, as I might have to if the prices rise any more.

The hot goddess in this silly satire was of course the truly chilled Goddess Alexandra Snow.

Angels and beasts

My SO had me on my hands and knees for three hours once, crawling around looking for her contact lens, which is mad, really, since she doesn’t even wear them. Still, it did solve the usual problem I have at those parties of not knowing what to say to anyone.
Rookie error: he should have been expressing gratitude for feeling cold, after all the trouble she went to to make sure he would. Still, I’m sure there will be other opportunities, especially now autumn is here.
She didn’t even bother to check whether you’re already spoken for – rather selfish behaviour if there’s a findomme somewhere depending on your monthly pay cheque for her next handbag.
She does, but the weekly session tribute is quite high, so you need to be doing at least seventy loads of laundry each day before it starts to pay. Fortunately there’s a lot of demand: after all, it’s a lot cheaper than using one of the machines.
There’s lots of stuff they both enjoy, but Lucy has a thing about eye-torture; she’s tried, because she knows how much her girlfriend enjoys it, but she just isn’t into it. If it’s just a quick thing, like a cigarette being stubbed out, she can just put her fingers in her ears, shut her eyes and sing but you can’t keep that up for an hour (two hours, even, if it’s both eyes, one after the other).
He is in fact made to writhe on the ground in agony, sometimes, but that’s a different thing, she’s not doing it to punish him.

Callous whispers

No household bills, but Dave’s still paying off the instalments on his motorbike. And it’s not like the pay-pig gets to choose, right?
Cometh the hour, cometh the humiliation freak.
Almost sorry but not sorry.
The Government have been giving men a chance to show they can improve without harsh measures. So far, results have been quite disappointing.
Goes with your total lack of personality, I expect. Sorry, but someone had to tell you.
Of course, the only reliable way to decide which OWK Lady is nicest is to experience a whipping from each of them in turn. Fortunately, Nigel’s already been sufficiently outspoken that there’s a rota on the wall of the Ladies’ break room to ensure that’s exactly what he gets over the course of his stay.