I’m gonna give you some terrible thrills

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Earth… it’s like a drive-in burger bar for hungry space travellers.

My signalling organ is permanently set to ‘silent mode’.
Not going to work – you need to use an internationally recognised safeword as established by the Geneva Convention.  In Esperanto.

I’m sure he’d like to apologise to her and to women in general, for the thoughtless behaviour that got him into his mess.  Trouble is, that mouth’s not really built for speaking. Plus, everyone he’s going to meet from now on is likely to be a man.

What do you mean, it’s not science fiction?  This is your future.

Cold as ice cream but still as sweet

…in the weekend mood and she’s feeling proud.

Maybe when she’s finished her croquet game.

I have a similar skill – I can usually tell within about 15 seconds of meeting a woman in  a public place whether she’s dominant.  I’m not going to give away my secret, but it’s to do with the way her shoes taste.

Do you suppose coming in your pants counts as contempt of court?

I could be a ball-boy…  It involves a lot of scurrying, I understand.  I’m good at scurrying.

The trouble with that Batman movie was that they just tried to do too much in one  movie.  They had Anne in a maid’s outfit, in a cocktail dress and dressed like that, for goodness sake. That would surely have been enough to sustain a two-hour movie, without having male characters or a plotline or any of that nonsense. Why do modern movie-makers always cram so much in?

Going solo

OK, now pull the strap through the other buckle – should be
tight but not uncomfortable – and then double it back to snap closed.  Should be riding quite nicely on your hips, so that when you thrust you can really put your pelvic muscles into it.  

Now the dildo itself should be resting firmly in its holder there, just resting comfortably on your pelvic bone, yeah?  And to take it out and fit a different attachment, we actually have to remove the strap completely from one leg. It’s a basic safety precaution – see, this way you can thrust back and the dildo will come straight out again.  Easy enough with a simple dildo like this, but the ones with heavy knobs or arrowhead ends can take some pulling to come out and it’s good to know it’s not suddenly going to pop away from the harness or anything.

Got it? Right – so we do the safety checklist, just like I
taught you.  Left buckle, right buckle…
and the emergency release should hang free just on the left.
Then you check my rig and I’ll check yours.  Always safety first.
OK, so you’re all set.
Now this is high-quality strap-on equipment.  It’s certified for mouth and anus – and vaginal
penetration for that matter, but obviously we won’t be doing that today.  We’ll be taking it slowly at first, and we’re
going to try a number of different positions and speeds. Then when you’ve got
the hang of the basics, we’ll try some accessories too.
Don’t worry about breaking any of the equipment, OK?  It’s all very strong.  If you’re thrusting and you feel something suddenly give it’ll almost certainly not be the equipment as long as you’ve fastened the buckles properly. Usually it’ll be something inside the boy that’s breaking when that happens. Or in principle it could be the straps holding him down, but don’t worry, the harness this one’s in is strong and flexible, so we won’t be having any problems like that.

Obviously with a paying customer, you’d normally only be
thrusting for a few minutes – ten at most.  But we’ve got all afternoon, so we’ll be doing a lot more than that. We’ll explore different thrusts, the different internal organs you might come across in the course of deep penetration, overcoming gagging reflexes – all of that. So by the end of the afternoon
you’ll actually have had as much experience in the harness as you might in
twenty or thirty real sessions. If you find yourself getting tired and want to take a break, just let me know, OK?  Depending on what we’re doing, we can either exercise a withdrawal, or we can just unstrap with the penetration still in place, and take a bit of a break.  It’s no problem.  I’ve developed really strong pelvic muscles, so I could go at full rape pace all day and I probably wouldn’t get tired.  But it can be a bit tiring your first few times.
That’s right – just let him lube you a bit with saliva.  For a paying customer we’d use a lot of KY but here we’re just using a light coating, so that’s quite useful.  

And we’ll practice a few emergency procedures too.  Rectal wall rupture, asphyxiation during an
oral session… That kind of thing. 
Incredibly unlikely to happen, but if it ever does occur with a paying
client, you want to have practiced it before.

All set? OK, well I’m going to move to the rear and just
show you a standard seven inch rough pounding. 
Then you can copy me, and if it’s going fine I’ll move to the front and we’ll go into a full spit-roast.  Once that’s all ready and we’re both fully in we’ll try a see-saw.  That’s when I thrust  -and you should feel the boy’s body pushing hard against you from the pressure down his throat, but don’t back off, OK?  Then when you feel me ease off you thrust forward good and hard, so he’s under pressure from the other end before he’s had a chance to recover.  Sounds complicated, but I’m sure you’ll get the hang of it.

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