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Category: ballet
Freddie’s back
If you like Contemplating the Divine* then you will certainly have loved Freddie’s Tales.** You, therefore, like me, will have been devasted when Freddie’s Tales disappeared from one day to the next. Also like me, therefore***, you will be absolutely delighted that Freddie is back, with a new blog and no doubt just raring to produce more of those fabulous Beetle books.
So get yourself over to Freddie’s new blog. I – hey come back! I didn’t mean now. Read the captions below first, moron. That’s what you came here for, right? Men… I dunno.
My SO and I have been experimenting with pre-signed suicide notes. It’s a kind of next-level thing, you know? Edgy, I know, but it works for us. |
I think I can give her 110%. |
Sounds like you are actually going to be discussing it… at length. But not until you’re safely married. |
Consent seems to be a theme of this post. That’s because it’s so important. My SO always insists that I consent to everything she does to me. |
Thank goodness they no longer hunt foxes. That was so cruel. |
* And if you don’t like Contemplating the Divine what the fuck are you doing here? Are you some kind of weird masochist or something? Freak.
** Except the Femsub bits, obviously. One day, I hope young Freddie will meet a lady who will set him right about the suitability of that sort of material.
*** Writing this, I realise how uncannily similar we are, you and I. We laugh at the same things, cry together – we should get a drink some time, yeah?
Slavish obedience
A bit presumptuous, from someone I only met five minutes ago. What makes her so sure I won’t just wander off and never meet her again? |
You might think that after this experience she’d become a pro-domme, but actually she’s fine with the escort business, as long as she can occasionally beat clients up. |
Now here’s a professional lady more focused on the subculture’s needs! |
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
Know what I mean? Warning: vanilla video after link that has nothing to do with femdom and is thoroughly safe for work. Do not click if that sort of thing offends you.
And they say sex offenders have nothing to contribute to society! |
… and don’t even think about the matinee on Saturday… |
It’s particularly cheap for fit young men, if they let her do it without any anaesthetic. |
It’s completely irrational to be scared of spiders. Spiders can’t really hurt you*. Girls, yes: they can hurt you**. Be scared of girls. But not spiders. |
* Except in Australia
** Especially in Australia.