Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Better hurry up and get used to it – you’re late for work. |
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| Planning a session…hope it’s like this. |
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| She really appreciates it, because she knows how uncomfortable it makes you feel, seeing her in lingerie like that. You can go and run some cold water over it if you like – but make sure you dry it off, so it can’t rust. |
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| …and I’m certainly not allowed to write it. |
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| Men can get so frustrated waiting for women to get ready. It’s a good thing she has you to help. |
Here’s one:
This has to be the kinkiest thing I have ever seen on TV. It’s a show I’ve never even heard of, and it seems almost painfully stupid in every way. I think watching any other episode would probably make my eyeballs explode. Not a line can be uttered without gurning, not an actor acts without over-acting. You can almost hear the ‘ba-boom’ after each obvious punchline. It’s hard to believe it’s aimed at adults. And yet it ran with one episode that contains everything that the Exit to Eden movie could have had and didn’t (you’ll see why I compare it to that terrible film if you watch it).
Look: a warning to people who take their BDSM seriously. This is just a joke about the lifestyle, using it as an excuse for a cheap laugh, OK? I know that offends some people, and I understand why. Personally, I find mainstream depictions of the lifestyle that are just kitschy stereotypes rather erotic – in a way, the cartoonishness is oddly part of the attraction. If you want to see a celebration of the seriousness of the emotional commitment of an S&M relationship, this programme is not for you. Nor’s this blog, probably.
But the leading actress is icily attractive, and there are some nice scenes with good stuff going on, mainly in the background. So anyway, if you like that sort of thing (and I warn you again – it is quite stunningly stupid), here you go:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/2594/jack-of-all-trades-x-marquis-the-spot
PS – the Hulu thing will only work if your computer is located within the USA. But that’s why we have proxy servers, right? Of course, you didn’t hear that from me…
And another…
If you’re British you probably already know this, but there’s an (equally kitschy! Less explicit. Less stupid.) episode of Space 1999 – Britain’s rather strange answer to Star Trek – called Devil’s Planet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnZ3sYIvLqo
The ladies with whips appear around 8 minutes in. Though at 7, there’s a sequence of a spaceship crash-landing that’s really rather good for 1977!
In the novellization (oh yes: as a teenager I scoured the bookshops until I found it – bet that volume outsold all other Space 1999 books) came the line “I shall hunt him down and from his skin I shall make a whip!”. It still haunts my dreams.
I went on a course at work this week that included a module on building self-esteem. Fortunately I’ll be visiting my Significant Other soon, and she can usually put it right back to where it should be. And it gave me an idea for one of the captions below.
On with the captioned images (of female domination)!
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| I think she’s due a pay rise. |
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| How did you get on? Did you? So did I. Never mind – maybe next time. |
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| You don’t have an inferiority complex, you see – you actually are inferior. |
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| Never mind. These things happen. |
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| The worst of it is that she’s a multi-millionaire film star. It’s not as if she needs the money. |
Hey, has anyone out there noticed how much femdom there is in ZZ Top videos? I was watching one for the music (I do, secretly, occasionally use the Internet for looking at things that are not porn – hope I never get found out), and was transported back to happy days in front of the TV as a teenager, desperately hoping for something pervy. Anyway there’s this. And this (give it time – or skip to 2.00 or so and look out for the treatment of the guy in the pullover at 2.20!).
If you like power-dressing 80s babes with big hair that is. Oh, I do. I really do.
Then there’s this, in a very different style. You have to get near the end to work out what’s going on.
Hmmm. ZZ Top. Beardy perverts, eh?
Anyway, on with the show:
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| Actually, even if you don’t recycle them it’s still better than all those nasty plastic bags. |
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| He graduated top of his class in hairdresser school. After all, he had mastered the art of studying in med school. Being whipped for poor performance helped, too. |
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| It wouldn’t be so bad, if the things she said about him weren’t so personal – you know? |
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| It’s her favourite part of the day. |
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| Actually, when you really think about it there are lots of reasons why life might be easier without balls, around Anne. There’s Tuesdays for example. She usually comes back from the studio feeling rather grumpy. That’ll hurt less after tomorrow. |
The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative. But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.
So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.
Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though! That’ll bring the traffic.
Onwards…
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| A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he’s reaching his limits. |
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| It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it? He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care. |
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| That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She’s a professional, you know. |
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| Sorry – bit of a strange mood today. |
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| Isn’t she kind? Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned. |
Chrissie Hynde. What more could there be to say on a blog about female domination? Chrissie Hynde.
Anyway, that was Chrissie Hynde. Here are the captioned images of female domination.
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| Actually, it’s only by making mistakes that we learn. Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean. |
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| Don’t worry – you’ll have plenty of time. |
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| He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment. |
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| What a lot of text. Click and zoom, click and zoom. Y’know, I’ve always thought those ‘guardress’ uniforms are just so…so…excuse me, I really must click and zoom. |
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| It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams. |
…and other forms of foreplay.
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| Still, tomorrow she could play double or quits. |
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| How bad can it be? |
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| Still, it’s good to have a trade in these uncertain times. |
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| Little yappy thing – you know? Jumps up high. |
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| That’s a relief. |
Sometimes it finds me. I will be visiting my Significant Other today. Elegant. Cool. Glamorous. French. Prepared to tolerate my existence. I am so lucky.
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| They do scream therapy too. Nor primal scream therapy. Just the ordinary sort. |
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| Then you’ll know you’ve only another 12 due when you get home, and you can really enjoy the evening. |
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| Bullying is wrong. Simply wrong. And just occasionally unspeakably sexy. |
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| I always used to think this was a very frequent mistake, especially for non-native speakers of English. But Miss Hunter assures me that no one makes it more than once. I stand corrected. |
His and hers, that is, his and hers.
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| Men can be so selfish. There’s nothing wrong with just letting it go on until she comes, OK? |
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| Of course, she could answer it. She just doesn’t want to. |
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| It’s your own fault. It’s a bad word, a hurtful word. You’ll find out exactly how hurtful. |
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| She needn’t have worried. Caroline was delighted, and even took Harry home with her. They have so much to talk about. Well, she does. |
