|I once asked my SO for a public humiliation session. So She made me start a blog in which I had to publish all my sick, dark and bleak fantasies from my miserable life. It’s going quite well.
|You could try telling her that your ‘trophy’ is barely worth collecting.
|They’re going to be discussing mens’ rights quite extensively, I understand.
|Don’t worry – they’re not going to throw them all at your face. Pretty soon, they’ll move on to other parts of your body.