I think Abraham Lincoln said that. Which just goes to show that even the smartest guys can be really, really dumb when it comes to the unfairer sex, but there you go.
And here we go. Not an Abraham Lincoln-themed day, startlingly enough.
Something I should get for that headline, I suspect. Oh well.
|Impressive she became so good at it, if she was a late developer.
|She’s just trying to build trust.
|You’re lucky she’s so tolerant of your failings. Imagine life if she wasn’t…
|It’s one of those marriages where they don’t need to keep reaffirming their commitment, but just show it every day in the way they behave towards one another.
|Good to know who’s in charge. Don’t worry: your wife has agreed some hard limits and anyway, she has a safeword.
|Sounds like a great set-up for a CFNCSMM scene: that’s ‘Clothed Female, Naked, Cold, Shivering and Miserable Male’. Sadly, neither of them are into that. Not sexually, anyway.
and no other way. Ever.
|Don’t worry, she’s a very good shot. She’ll hit exactly what she’s aiming at, nothing else.
|Respect doesn’t have to be mutual to be heartfelt.
|I hope he’s appropriately grateful for her trusting, easygoing nature. I think things might get quite difficult for him if she loses that.
|Oh dear. I hope she doesn’t feel too bad about letting her friend down like that.
|I’m sure she’ll say yes. She’s a very kind person and it wouldn’t hurt anyone to… well, you know what I mean. She’s not going to say no to her girlfriend, is she? That would be mean.