platonic relationship – Contemplating the divine

Sexual veneration

I have quite a few tattoos – my SO says it gives her a feeling of ownership. Mostly shopping lists or phone numbers.

Still, she’s wearing a proper medical outfit, so you know you’re safe in professional hands.

Poor Andy. Bet he felt humiliated!

I’m quite good at scrabble. I’m rubbish at blow jobs, though… everyone says so.

Looks like someone has forgotten the virtues of kindness! Honestly, saying such hurtful about Felicity; it’s hardly in the spirit of charity and forgiveness that the Order prescribes, is it?

Worshipful company

Fool.. or genius?

Oh, OK. As long as she’s thought it through.

OK, but let’s hope there’s more pocket money this time around.

Very special.

She’d obviously misunderstood the situation. Poor thing.

Taking her hand in marriage

If you’re lucky. If you’re unlucky, you might have to take the cane as well.

On we go.

I wonder if they have a ‘bring your daughter to work’ day, too?

Best not to look nervous at this point. Just relax. I’m sure she’s very broadminded.

The only thing worse than being locked up in chastity is being in chastity and not locked up, I think you’ll find.

That’s a relief.

Don’t even mention little blue men. Unless you want Victoria to cane you. Do you? Oh…OK. Well, go ahead then.

Well heeled

They are, and so am I when they let me get close.

Still, he got his money’s worth.

Goodness. This looks as if it’s about to get very adventurous. Positively kinky.

I can only ‘take’ a few strokes, I’m ashamed to say. Fortunately what she can ‘give’ is what actually matters.

Hey – you can be her girlfriend, though, right? All the fun and none of that complicated sex stuff?

There. I told you it would be all right.