|It’s good to have a mid-morning energy boost, especially when you’ve got Class 6d at 11.15. They can be a bit challenging, I’ve heard.
|Good to know she’s researched it so carefully. Anyway, would it matter so much? More than her need to be soaped matters? I don’t think so, and nor do you if you’re honest with yourself, right?
|Actually, he might end up trying to mate with Elisa. Not his decision, after all.
|Boys can do computer too. And I don’t just mean cleaning keyboards. And not just getting the coffee, although obviously with only one male in the team no one else is going to be doing that.
|Fortunately, all your pain receptors still work.
… but if it’s kneeling down on one knee, I reckon things are probably OK.
|With a bit of luck, maybe Pookie will get bored of having monthly orgasms after a while and stop trying so hard. Then it’ll be your turn. Just give it time.
|She’s enjoying it in a non-sexual way… and if you’re as exhausted and sore as she implies, you’re probably hating it in a non-sexual way too. So that’s very compatible.
|She’s quite tender-hearted, so she’ll be upset when she comes back from her next trip to the forest but I expect Vanya 2 can cheer her up.
|Actually, I often find myself lying awake at night thinking about some tiny little thing or other.
|Sounds ideal. If you’re wondering how occasional the kinky sex is planned to be, the answer is that it depends very much on the other stuff.
|How does she know I’m creepy? I haven’t even said anything creepy yet.
|My SO’s boyfriend is quite broadminded and doesn’t object to her having a submissive as such – apparently it’s just me he can’t stand.
|Yes. Much better not to know.
…and as a special extra treat, and at the possible cost of infecting my computer with every virus from here to Sunday, as I looked for video-editing software, here is an animated GIF…
Well, I’m impressed. I mean by the way I was able to add the captions. I don’t mean by her. She is – obviously – truly… deeply impressive.
|It’s good to be a dog.
|The pain from the spikes is all about her, too.
|I made a similar point to my SO just the other day – wouldn’t it be better some time if I felt sorry of my own accord, instead of her having to make me feel sorry? But after quite a vigorous discussion, I realised what a bad idea it was.
|Yeah, lots of people say size doesn’t matter but they’re not the ones being used as pain-toys because it’s all they’re good for, now, are they?
…is there ever any other reason?
|It’ll help take your mind off the pain, while you’re waiting, anyway. Nothing like ‘more pain’, to do that.
|How exciting! I wonder who it is?
|It’s good to talk these things through. And then to smack them out.
|You’ve either seen the movie or you haven’t.
|Can’t stop staring at.. the …gloves…! Oh, er, right! Dinner. yes, right away.
I’d like you to meet some ladies who are really good at that.
|Don’t worry, you’ll show her. Just go and get yourself a lawyer and – oh. OK, so if you save your pocket money for about two years, maybe you can afford a really cheap lawyer, and then…
|Maybe you choose tonight. Then she can choose again tomorrow.
|Let’s just hope the little wife doesn’t ever mention that you call her ‘the bitch’.
|Nice to see her soft and affectionate side, for a moment, before she really gets started on you.