Torturous logic

She’s right, of course. Quite early in my marriage, I realised that what I naively thought of as ‘too much pain’ was, when viewed in proper perspective, ‘not enough pain’. It’s funny how wrong men can be about such things.
Speaking of Orgasm Day – guess what? Thursday’s mine! Yes, every February 29th, regular as clockwork, I get to have an orgasm. Unless my behaviour has been particularly bad, obviously, or if she’s too busy. She suggested the date herself – I’d wanted some time in June, but apparently this is much better.
This is one of the tasks you’ll be judged on, so do it right.
Nothing wrong with enjoying your job, I say.
What if I’m not ready? Hmm? What do you suppose she’ll – AAH!
I hadn’t realised she owned a big dog… I guess that’s why she has that big cage in the garden.

12 thoughts on “Torturous logic”

  1. 29th February! Could be worse, I guess. Could be at the Saint-Glinglin. Then if you’re feeling brave enough you might try to argue that all saints that don’t explicitly figure in the calendar are to be celebrated during Toussaint…

    1. Goodness, Mr Anonymous (ou Mon Dieu, Monsieur Anonyme), that is an obscure reference even for this blog. Well done indeed.

      Even in France, today, Toussaint is a time for US-style trick or treating, so even if it were promised for then, I suspect one might be disappointed. And nothing wrong with that, obviously. Repeated disappointment is one of the more refined pleasures of the submissive lifestyle.

      Cordialement

      S

  2. #5. Brown gloves
    Surrender to her spankings; then you’ll deeply enjoy her female power!!!

    1. Indeed, Alberto, although when I wrote that one I more had the idea of the gloved hands being used on the other – in my case less physically attractive – end of the body: the face. It does have the advantage that you can look at her, although perhaps through an increasing red mist and blurriness from tears.

      Best wishes

      S

    1. Yes, it’s usually best to let go. Just go with the flow, see where she wants to take it. Then desperately, pleadingly try to get back again.

      Best wishes

      S

  3. 1st caption: The secret is you never beg her to stop, always thank her with each swat, and she might be more lenient. But don’t ever beg. If she’s beating you, then you earned it. A woman chastises those she loves After all.

    4nd caption: LMAO, This is one of your best captions in my opinion. I can easily see her joining in on his mistreatment. They can just justify it by giving him a pay raise for his trouble, so he stops complaining. Money talks, as the saying goes, and we all have bills to pay. Hell HR will probably alter his contract to reflect his extra “duties”.

    1. Thank you, Squaw. Yes, on the first, once again I am often in a dilemma. My SO very rarely takes my advice but when we are doing the “Thank me, then beg for another” thing, she seems to entirely abandon all agency and is willing to do whatever I say. “Well, if you really insist…”

      Kind of you to say that about #4. I didn’t think anyone would like that one. But that didn’t stop me posting it, obviously: I’m not known as a people-pleaser except in cetain limited circumstances, with very special (and usually expensive) people.

      best wishes

      S

    1. I have always thought so, Maria. I was even due one today but her tea was both too hot when first delivered, then too cold when she finally tried it, so I had to miss out – and get a beating, since that’s obviously two faults and not one.

      Ah well. 2028’s not that far off.

      Best wishes

      S

    1. Well… technically true, obviously Alberto, but since every day is a day to send her (or them) gifts, that almnost goes without saying. Almost but not quite, as we still live in a sexist patriarchal world in which many men seem to believe they have the right to hold onto some of their ‘own’ cash. But times are changing, thank goodness.

      Best wishes

      S

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