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| Don’t worry: it’s not just spiders. She can change into lots of things. And she can change other people into other things too. So, yeah: never dull. |
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| Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll change you back. After all, it’s not going to be much fun for her having a boyfriend only eight inches high, is it? Whatever could the two of you do together? |
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| The fairy godmother is deep in the palace dungeons. She’s treated reasonably well but for some reason the sisters insisted that she be fed nothing but pumpkin – which she hates. Perhaps one day she’ll be granted an opportuity to explain that to them and they’ll relent. |
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| She can and she has. More times than she’d care to admit, actually. |
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| Perhaps he can charm her – she loves watching men writhe and scream and I’m sure he’ll be doing plenty of that. |
