The European female she’s here. Warning: safe for work and contains scenes of a non-sexual nature. Warning 2: yet another expression of Servitor’s fixation on 1980s British soft punk. But then so’s this.
|Sounds fun… expensive, but worth it.
|I found I simply didn’t have time for TV sports any more, after getting married. Busy busy busy.
|Toss a coin?
An odd quote. If I feared fear, I wouldn’t pay to endure it, now, would I? Anyway, anyone who really thinks there’s nothing to fear but fear itself hasn’t had a tawsing session with Miss Hunter, or been hand-smothered by Mistress Eleise de Lacey, to name just two among many ladies who can strike fear into me and have done so most delightfuly.
|Ooh – what a lovely game! I just want to rain a flurry of kisses down on her shoe in a never-ending display of adoration… and as that’s what she wants too, that’s what will happen.
|I don’t specifically remember agreeing that. If anything, I try not to think too much about the evening when we ‘discussed’ it, as it brings me out into a cold sweat. But I’m sure she’s right, she usually is. Always, come to think of it.
|Time of the month, eh? Always a bit difficult for the man of the house, especially if he’s a due a whipping anyway. As I always seem to be, during her periods, for some weird reason.
|The worst of is when they’re all sweaty and they’re grinding and pumping away and one of them looks up to discover she got bored and is watching TV. Still: best not to stop. You know how she is about these things.
|It’s important to fight back against the stereotypes. Wear the t-shirt, use the hashtag, carry the pliers.
|Well, it’s more romantic than stealing them from clotheslines.
|It’s best not to think about it too much. Thinking generally isn’t a sissy maid’s strong point anyway.
|I’ve never really understood knitwear fetishism, although enforced knitting as an alternative to line-writing has its attractions.
|Thank goodness for that. Lots of vanilla escorts wouldn’t have been so in tune with your needs, you know, might have just gone ahead and given you a blow job anyway. She’s obviously very special.
|Servitor’s tip: if you are going to propose to your ‘mistress’ during a ‘fem dom’ session, think about which kinky activities are most appropriate to that moment. Face-slapping is a definite yes, forced bi rather less so.|
|An old caption. Unless something surprising happens between my putting this into the queue and publication. Which seems unlikely. As surprising things so often are.|
|It’s always a shock, in mid-life, to discover you’ve actually been gay for some time without even realising it.|
|I’d rather go bowling with Simon, actually, but what do my opinions matter?|
|A bit presumptuous, from someone I only met five minutes ago. What makes her so sure I won’t just wander off and never meet her again?|
|You might think that after this experience she’d become a pro-domme, but actually she’s fine with the escort business, as long as she can occasionally beat clients up.|
|Now here’s a professional lady more focused on the subculture’s needs!|
… if it weren’t so sad.
|Actually, there’s a perfectly simple explanation. Just tell her you’re a pervert.|
|You can get quite sweaty dressed up like that. Hope the other guests have brought plenty of liquids.|
|Hee hee. Brad might think he’s her favourite lover, but she doesn’t put the spotty socks on for him, does she? I know where her true affections lie. Anyway, better get on with it, there’s ironing to do (yum!).|
|Very true. We each have our special skill. Mine is ‘incompetence’.|
|Blubbolow fllabbo ploh?|
…it wakes me up every time.
|…and don’t forget to say a Hail Mary. She’s called Mary.|
|She has ideas about how to conduct their weekly performance reviews too.|
|It’s a good thing neither of them’s gay.|
According to Wikipedia’s page on Order Theory: “In other contexts, orders may capture notions of containment.” Well, that’s certainly true. There are several types of orders, if I understand correctly, among which ‘strict ordering’ is clearly the best.
|Oh, I think we know what Natasha’s going to say. She’s been breaking boys’ legs since she was a teenager.|
|Sounds like a lot of fun. Get to work!|
|If everything not OK, there might be some bureaucratic formalities to go through, at the male holding centre.|
|You have something you’d rather spend 60% of your income on, than the divine Lady Sophia Black?|
|She’s gone to all that trouble. The least you can do is suffer for her, hmm?|
|Oh well. Potentially there’s reincarnation to look forward to, I guess.|
|Typical woman. Why not just discuss it straight away? So much more efficient.|
|That’s not strictly accurate. He actually can complain. As much as he likes really.|
|Reminds me of the way my SO ‘helps’ me with the housework sometimes,|