So, after all these years of being told that football’s just a silly game in which a bunch of moronic boys chase a ball around in a field and surely I’m not asking to be allowed to put the ironing off just to watch that nonsense, apparently it’s a remarkable display of female skill, grace and power. Who knew? Well, my SO did, obviously, and now I do because she’s told me and that’s that.
Personally I’m not so much interested in the football itself as
in the players’ muddy boots and sweaty socks in the fact that we are now officially all allowed to cheer ourselves silly(er) for a team called ‘The Lionesses’. That I do like, rather a lot.
It’s coming home. Unless the Lionesses lose on Sunday, obviously, in which case it’s going somewhere else. [UPDATE: They did. It is.]
Anyway, back to the depressing porn.
I have posted this before, but ‘too few’ is always the number of times I have done that, so here’s the lovely Mistress Vixen playing the piano.
and no other way. Ever.
|Don’t worry, she’s a very good shot. She’ll hit exactly what she’s aiming at, nothing else.
|Respect doesn’t have to be mutual to be heartfelt.
|I hope he’s appropriately grateful for her trusting, easygoing nature. I think things might get quite difficult for him if she loses that.
|Oh dear. I hope she doesn’t feel too bad about letting her friend down like that.
|I’m sure she’ll say yes. She’s a very kind person and it wouldn’t hurt anyone to… well, you know what I mean. She’s not going to say no to her girlfriend, is she? That would be mean.
Did everyone get what they wanted for Christmas? I hope so. I didn’t, not really. But apparently I got what I needed and what I deserved, which I’m given to understand is actually better for me. So that’s nice.
|I wonder what she’s talking about. The usual explanatory notes didn’t come with this one, I’m afraid.
|Well… sex is important in her work, just as crime is important in a policewoman’s.
|It’s going better than she’d dared to hope and she hasn’t even reached the gravel yet.
|Oh dear… she’s not exactly trying to make you feel special, is she? But then, you’re not.
|In some great literature, the characters form lasting attachments. In snip-lit, it’s usually the opposite.
|It’s good that he’s supporting her artistic development – and she his.
|Trevor’s the one on the left. You might think, looking at him, that he’s made quite a few ‘noble gestures’ lately, but in fact it’s just that his work shift on the treadmill happened to coincide with Madame Sarka’s turn to be overseer.
|Or it might not. It’s really not going to affect things either way, to be honest.
|I think it’s horrible when people abuse riding crops by using them on horses.
|And of course there’s no rule that says you can’t use any twice. Or even more often than that.
|I expect Sasha will get the hang of it. One excuse for a beating’s almost as good as another; it’s silly to get hung up on narrative consistency. I never do – as readers of my stories will attest.
|He’s probably thinking he’s not really up to moving like greased lightening, at his age. But that’s the thing about femdom – you can always surprise yourself.
|Subbie hear, subbie do.
And it shines like destruction. Mistress Lennox, of course, and her beardy boy.
|There’s an important difference. Voyeurs get sexual gratification from watching other people have sex, while humiliation freaks get sexual gratification from not getting sexual gratification.
|Unlike many wives, his wife doesn’t at all mind his going to strip clubs and suchlike with his mates. She must be very open-minded.
|Actually, I’m feeling a bit queasy. Is that supposed to happen?
|Easy mistake to make: most of their ponies are geldings already. Surprising he’s lasted this long, really. Maybe they’ve been busy.
|Oh well. It doesn’t hurt to ask, as long as she’s in a good mood.
|Maybe when the two of you are married, you can talk to her about being less cruel to poor dumb animals.
|Well, she should have been clearer. It took me ages…
|No spoilers, now!
|Don’t worry, you’ll soon warm up after Lady Sarah arrives.
|He only discovered about her fetishes after the marriage. She has quite a few. The ones not involving inflicting pain on older men are mostly about girlfriends and money.
|I suppose it never hurts to go through things again, just to make sure. Well… I don’t mean it never actually hurts – obviously it does hurt – I just mean…. oh , you know.
|The longer it goes on, the longer his pleasureable anticipation, I suppose.
|I wonder what she has planned for the evening. For you, that is.
|Aww… is there a little furry… hairy, leggy, fangy.. friend in there with you? Or several.
|You, by contrast, can easily go quite badly wrong. But you’ll know when you do.