These are of course the magnificent Goddess Sophia, on (and in) the right there, who has had the discomfort of having to scrape Servitor off the sole of her shoe several times over the years. And Ms Morrigan Hel, on the left, with whom I have not had the pleasure, although she did once walk past a cage I was in.
Category: mathematical proofs
The only way is her way
Note to non-British readers. ‘Slaphead’ is a word for a bald person that is normally considered derogatory and insulting. However, since almost all bald people are male, there is no reason not to use it freely.
Note to non-British readers: Goddess.
Serving her right
The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible
A science fiction theme today, imagining a better tomorrow. Or a worse yesterday.
Yes, just awful…
* Vaccine ‘sceptics’ might think I’m being a little unkind. But then, I’m not the one selfishly risking public health because I’m too moronic and arrogant to understand basic scientific concepts, am I?
Divine furies
No, not ‘furries’. The Furies “were goddesses of vengeance and justice. Symbolized by snakes and blood, the Furies travelled the earth dispensing punishment, as well as torturing souls in the Underworld, the Greek realm of the dead.” Don’t they sound lovely?
…and a bonus image, in the unlikely event that any of you have been following the viral ‘Bentley girl’ breakout of the lady pictured above (whom I call ‘Kitten’ and place – no doubt grossly unfairly – in captioned images to epitomise exploitative but hot ‘sugar daddy’ style findomme). Example video here, Kitten herself getting into the joke here….
If you don’t know the videos, you won’t get it, and it’s not femdom… but then that’s why it’s a bonus, see? Like getting an extra slap from a domme when leaving a session, without paying any more.
Due deference
There’s really no need for males to learn mathematical techniques beyond basic counting and thanking. I often even get that wrong, to be honest. |
If its something you’re already good at, then maybe you should try that 10,000 hours technique, you know? That’s all you need to become really expert. |
It’ll be good practice for when he’s released to forage for himself. |
Aitor might make a bit of a mess later too, so thank goodness you’re around. |
The day she bought the cane
And you know I feel no sorrow. (Warning: video is SFW and unrelated).
Sounds like there’s a good mutual understanding here of what’s important in the relationship. |
Sequentially or concurrently? |
I dunno… when I do a schoolboy session I can barely concentrate on maths enough to count to six. Which is unfortunate, because I usually have to do that quite a lot. |
Raoul likes to take his time over things. Not like me – I’m very quick to get things finished, if I’m given the chance. |
She used to be a dominatrix – the pay was better but there’s so much more job satisfaction this way. |
Isn’t that a lovely spanking bench, by the way? Ages since we featured one of those here.
I’m going to be, what she wants me to be
My girl (2 – the one with the sexier video – from the 1969 movie Sweet Charity).
I’ve always been a sucker for a ‘dominatrix ponytail’ – and there are a lot more of them in this clip from the original movie.
Sounds like the perfect evening to me. I think there might even be half a packet of Hob-nobs left. |
She can be very reasonable. Also, surprisingly unreasonable. But that’s married life. |
Serious stuff: Marcia’s job’s on the line here. I’ll keep you posted if there are any developments. |
He’s moved on. Why can’t she? |
There: the science has proved it. ‘Men are almost as fully human as women’. I shall have to make sure my SO reads this. Perhaps she’ll start treating me as a near-equal. |
You know how bad girls get
Ah.. school days – cold showers, long tedious detentions, horrible over-cooked cabbage for lunch, exams and homework… not to mention the corporal punishment and the humiliating bullying. It seems so long ago now… must be months at least. I really must book another session.
No I never said that! So unfair, you horrible old cow. Oops. |
But not so brave as to refuse. There’s brave and there’s sheer suicidal lunacy. |
Spelling ‘wear’ wrong shouldn’t go unnoticed and uncorrected, either. |
I think she’s probably right there. You might have to conduct a careful examination of her feet before you’re sure, though. |
He probably doesn’t know what the capital of Gabon is. Trouble is, nor does she. I wonder how they’ll resolve the impasse? |
4300 kPa
The pressure exerted by a woman walking in high heels. so it seems. That’s a lot of Pascals. 4.3 million Pascals, I suppose. Makes you think, eh? And that’s assuming she’s not actually jumping up and down.
I read that on the Physics Website, which (drawing I suspect on Cutnell, John D., & Kenneth W. Johnson. Physics. 4th ed. New York: Wiley, 1998. 338) explains it this way:
of the high heel.
or a group of angry women wearing high heels?
Sorry, what was that?
or a group of angry women wearing high heels?
Mmmmm… sounds like you don’t read this blog very often, Mr Physics Website.
Anyway, it all seems very instructive. I won’t link to the website as I don’t think they’d particularly appreciate this source of traffic (yes, dear readers, that’s right: I am ashamed of you). On with what we do on this website, now.
It’s not actually the days wearing the collar that will hurt you, in any case. It’s all the things you said and did during those days when you weren’t wearing it. |
Looks like you’re about to get a feel for Russian culture. |
Interestingly, a recent survey found that many women with husbands in chastity actually start wearing sexy clothes more often than before. Women, eh? Always missing the point. Bless ’em. |
Anyway, he’s got another ear. So it’s not like the time when she – oh, well,, that’s another story. |
Kafkaesque, no? |