professional dominatrix – Contemplating the divine

Despised and rejected of women

It’s for you to make the choice. Fortunately, she’s helpfully slimmed down your options.

An important skill baby dommes need to learn is how to control the intensely erotic charge they get from having overweight, naked bald blokes licking their boots. Fortunately, most manage to conceal it very well indeed.

I don’t like to fight with a woman, it’s not a fair contest.

Although in my experience most dommes have developed quite a high tolerance for seeing disgusting things, I did once go and see a lady who admitted to being too revolted to continue. A shame… in the half second or so I saw her, before she slammed her front door in my face, I thought she looked quite lovely.

She’s just trying to make this easier… not for you, admittedly.

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

So history is a bit like a spanking, I suppose. More old-fashioned femdom.

She’s a firm believer in the system of absolute monarchy.

People think of Victorian England as being rather stuffy but let’s not forget this was an era of harsh floggings in boys’ schools and the public birching of criminals, so there was plenty to pique the girlish interest of a young queen.

In every punishment that’s done, there is an element of fun.

She maintains her social media, with daily postings on the public noticeboards, often recounting further sales of her illustrated portfolios by subscription, or through purchase from that fine emporium: ‘Only Fans’. She also sells used items, mainly haberdashery.

Some young ladies watching public birchings find themselves gasping and crying out, poor things, so overwhelmed are they by the emotions of the experience.

Apparently the young priest who hears *her* confession always needs to lie down in a cool room for some hours afterwards.

When she snaps her fingers

… you’ll try desperately to remember what Position 4 was, if you’re anything like me (although I do hope for your sake and that of everyone around you that you’re not).

Some men find it difficult adjusting to married life, but many find it makes things a lot easier, usually almost immediately.

He may be a learned judge but it’s taking him ages to get his canter just right, even with all three ladies helping.

Goddess Sophia, Mistress Courtney and…ummm? Anyone? I’m sure I’ll kick myself when I’m told, or maybe pay someone else to make a proper job of the kicking.

Don’t get her wrong: she cares deeply about her piggies. They’re her livelihood, after all, and she can’t afford to use too many, not all at once, anyway.

Find the humbler and ‘snap!’. The job’s a game. A painful BDSM game.

The choice of voltage is about what you need, not what you can take. Mila’s all about giving, anyway, not taking.

The wise man knows himself to be a fool

And I don’t claim to be wise enough for that, but at least I have the self-awareness to pay ladies to tell me what an idiot I am.

It’s good they have a relationship where he can just get down on his knees and admit to things like this.

Looks like someone forgot rule 7…

Poor old fat bastard is going to need counselling after the session, Fortunately, that’s something she provides too – she specialises in men who suffer from anxiety.

Nata’s got so much love to take and so little time.

On the packet it does say ‘not to be ingested’, but she says ‘lick it all off’ and who are you going to obey?

Some might find these contraptions excessively complicated, but Barbara’s not afraid to try things and just keep trying until they work out.

How to depict pleasure, cruelty, and wantonness in tempting colours

Ah, the kindness of strangers. Often a welcome relief from the cruelty of our loved ones, but we don’t get to choose these things.

If they were, do ask for clarifications. Believe me, it’s worth suffering a little embarrassment now if it saves you suffering a lot of suffering, later.

Although I’d never be so unchivalrous as to accuse a woman of lying about her age, I do wonder whether Princess really is eighty-three, as she claims.

I made the mistake of growing a beard without seeking my domme’s permission. That session was devoted to removing it: she said tweezers were more effective than a razor blade, and she was memorably right.

Don’t think of it as retirement: think of it as a second childhood filled with misery and terror.

Reproachful words

As Wittgenstein remarked: of that of which she does not permit us to speak, we can say nothing without severe consequences.

Mittens won’t eat that muck, apparently. But then cats are allowed to be picky eaters, unlike slaves, and it’s not as if they can force him to eat it.

Often the way, isn’t it, when couples get together? The wives find they have far more in common than do the husbands.

Poor Amelia, I expect she’s been worrying. Let’s hope she’s not too upset.

Advice to a US sub visiting the UK: if you’re asked what you’d like to do in session and you want a golden shower, try asking the domme if you can ‘take the piss’. If she looks surprised, tell her you’ve been taking the piss out of dommes for years and you’ve seen her website and reckon you can take the piss out her, too
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The lovely Tiffany Naylor, of course, who enlivens the otherwise unlively town of Milton Keynes, or she did at one point, anyway.

Like many stars who get confused with their characters by fans, she was annoyed at first but she’s learnt to lean into it. ‘Oh, you loved me in Mean Girls? Great… and does your girlfriend like the movie too? Oh, really – no one at all? Well, I’m not surprised with a face like that, what a sad little loser…” and so on. It’s a lot less effort for her than it is for the exalted Ms Gadot, whose fans expect a booted kick to the face.

Every man with a vote was considered a foe to woman suffrage

So take away his vote and things should go just swimmingly. It’s a politics special.

And look, what can I say… I realise not every male pines for a future in which male ‘freedoms’ are abolished and men’s ‘rights’ and ‘dignity’ are crushed under a merciless steel-toed boot of righteous female fury. I get that, truly I do. Whippings, enforced chastity for those permitted to keep their genitals, electric shock collars… it’s not an easy life for males in the female supremacist utopia, I’ll admit. But can you look at how the world is run today – just look at a random headline, almost any day, quite frankly – and tell me, hand on your heart, that it wouldn’t be better like that? Hmm? Really?

Keep back Your servant also from presumptuous sins

Ah, the Bible is such a great source of vaguely pervy-sounding quotes. As are the collected works of Leopold Sacher-Masoch, for that matter. I just take inspiration from where I can get it.