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I break easily. |
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Simon, like many alphas, sometimes finds it hard to understand subs. It’s not his fault, of course: it’s because he’s a male and males are stupid. |
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She briefly renamed him “Whiny, pleady pathetic cry-baby” but ended up with the rather unsurprising “Skinny Bastard”. |
I believe this sweet lady is Mistress Tess. I’m sure she can help you, too, discover a new healthier lifestyle, if you ask very nicely.
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Lots of men have irrational fears about castration. OK, just occasionally those fears might be rational but there’s no point in brooding on these things and letting them ruin your life. |
Another totally forgettable song from that pointless 80s guy, having his career saved by the goddesses in his videos. Is it just me, or does the goddess annoyingly hidden by his left shoulder (reminder for male readers: his left is our right) at about 3.30 look like she’s thinking about something else? And the goddess on the second row far left (our left, boys… not that difficult) just looks embarrassed throughout.
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Ungrateful little sod. You’d think he’d be pleased to get out and stretch his… his… well, whatever part or parts of his anatomy are about to be stretched, I suppose. |
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Try to be worthy of the honour. |
…strap him down to a table, clip his eyelids open and squeeze the juice into them.
Too unpleasant for you? Then you definitely will not want to watch this clip of women (as the title indicates) brutally torturing men to death.
No, seriously, you won’t. That clip is not some kind of happy S&M consensual game, nor are the terrified victims saved at the last minute from the evil torturers (don’t you hate it when that happens in mainstream movies?). It is possibly the most unpleasant, brutal mainstream clip I have ever seen. Very nasty stuff.
I mean, who could possibly enjoy that sort of thing? You’d have to be a truly sick weirdo to get any kind of sexual pleasure from that. Simply horrible, it is. Vile.
Mmmm.
Anyway, on we go!
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Some poor sod’s going to have to clean that up, you know. |
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‘Non-lethal’ is how I like my femdom play. |
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Yes, let’s hope Ellie doesn’t take it out on them. She’d got a terrible temper, you know. |
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The people have spoken… the ones wanking online, anyway, and that’s good enough for her. |
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Thank goodness none of that applies to any of us, eh readers? Imagine the (fully justified) self-loathing you’d have to feel to get off on something like this. |
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Finally treated as a grown-up! Looks like all that pleading and whining paid off. |
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So do I. That’s why I run this blog. |
Don’t you know I’m caught in a trap?
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Any specific plans? Or just an early night… that would probably be best, actually, so you’re all ready in the morning. |
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But the diet doesn’t have to be healthy all the time, either. She likes to mix and match, so to speak. Femdom’s all about choices: having them, denying them, whatever. |
The lovely, wise and occasionally delightfully cross Ella Kross.
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Or even a bit longer if she needs it… it’s traditional for a bride to arrive a little late, keeping her anxious groom waiting at the altar. |
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Wherever she goes, but on all fours and two paces behind, I hope. |
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Most of the choices I face are no-brainers, which all the women who have ever known me would probably agree is just as well. |
Princess Kali, there – lovely and an accomplished author too.
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She could even theme your confession with the outfit by putting the lasso of truth around you. That would be a nice, gentle start to what is about to happen. |
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Let’s hope the greeting ritual she chooses is number 17. I’m particularly good at that one. |
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Come on… you’ve got this. Two pawns down is nothing – you started with ten of them, right? Something like that. Try moving one of the little horsey ones. |
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Oh dear. You had one job… Well, OK, you had several jobs if you count all the chores and you even had two jobs at a time during the spit-roasting bit but you know what I mean. |
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It’s their ‘rattan’ anniversary. |
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Maybe she should. I hope she makes her mind up quickly rather than dithering about it… odd, because she’s usually very decisive. |
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It’s the way she tells them. |
It’s basically harmless: it’s just in a cage to keep it from getting into trouble, that’s all. |
Life-long learning. Apparently we’ll all be doing that in the future, which sounds very exciting. |
No, nothing. |
Oh well. She tried. Now she’ll try something else. |
Sure she can. Lucy doesn’t mind a few bruises on her toys – if anything, it can make them even more sensitive. |
She finds it pretty annoying working for a male CEO, actually, which is why it’s so important that she can talk through her day and work off some of those frustrations when she gets home. |
A bit more lube, maybe? |
It’s as if your pain receptors are directly linked to the pleasure centres of her brain. It’s great when a couple just ‘clicks’ like that. |
He didn’t have the nerve to ask whether she allows her clients ‘happy endings’ but she does – specifically, she unties them and lets them limp away. |