The untruths hurt, sometimes.





The untruths hurt, sometimes.
Because she really doesn’t care. Just suffer in silence, unless she prefers you to suffer noisily.
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Mmm…. You wanted a cruel and sexy findomme, right? |
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Anna’s always too soft on them. Look at all that puppy fat he’s put on too! Soon sort that out. |
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It’s funny how many men say they want their wives to take charge but as soon as they get thrown out naked and without a penny, start whining about how that wasn’t what they wanted. |
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The girls at my school used to play skipping games. In fact, my first proper beating was with a skipping rope doubled over and soaked in water. Happy days. |
…doesn’t cost lives, in my experience, rather a few hundred pounds stuffed into an envelope and left closed but not sealed within the bag containing a gift.
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Oh, he’s got nothing else to do down there in the basement. Might as well have some fun with him. |
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Large vagina humiliation. It’s the latest thing in the female submission world. I’d be really good at it, but sadly I have no dominant instincts. |
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I don’t think the verbal reasoning test should have much weight. The job mostly involves responding to simple, clear instructions. |
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I think it’s outrageous that convicted rapists receive free medical treatment anyway, actually. They should stop mollycoddling them like that – it’s supposed to be a pumishment, after all. |
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Oh, OK. I thought we’d barely started. Never mind. |
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Well… it is a big decision to take. So it’s a good thing she’s already taken it. |
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He’ll probably mess it up, he’s such a moron. Just think what a fool he’ll look, every time he forgets about a release date! Serve him right too. |
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Some people leave their bodies to science – mine’s going to fashion! Or upholstery, I suppose. |
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How can this have happened? I mean, for goodness sake, this is the third time this week! |
There’s now conclusive evidence of the harmful effects of looking at porn. These can vary from simple cases of sore knees and light bruising across the face to severe lacerations of the buttocks and intense pain in the genital region. You have been warned…
…but I expect you’re too stupid to do anything about it. I certainly am. On with the show.
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She’s going to be brave for both of you, OK? |
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Why would I want a new pair? |
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Hmmm.. but is he really sorry? |
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His n hers. |
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Convenient too. There’s always a queue for the ladies’ loo at a wedding. |
The pressure exerted by a woman walking in high heels. so it seems. That’s a lot of Pascals. 4.3 million Pascals, I suppose. Makes you think, eh? And that’s assuming she’s not actually jumping up and down.
I read that on the Physics Website, which (drawing I suspect on Cutnell, John D., & Kenneth W. Johnson. Physics. 4th ed. New York: Wiley, 1998. 338) explains it this way:
Sorry, what was that?
Mmmmm… sounds like you don’t read this blog very often, Mr Physics Website.
Anyway, it all seems very instructive. I won’t link to the website as I don’t think they’d particularly appreciate this source of traffic (yes, dear readers, that’s right: I am ashamed of you). On with what we do on this website, now.
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It’s not actually the days wearing the collar that will hurt you, in any case. It’s all the things you said and did during those days when you weren’t wearing it. |
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Looks like you’re about to get a feel for Russian culture. |
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Interestingly, a recent survey found that many women with husbands in chastity actually start wearing sexy clothes more often than before. Women, eh? Always missing the point. Bless ’em. |
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Anyway, he’s got another ear. So it’s not like the time when she – oh, well,, that’s another story. |
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Kafkaesque, no? |
The love of women and the fear of women. I have both conditions.
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Hmmm… She’s merely disappointed, not repulsed. I’ll consider that as progress. |
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It’s a sacred bond – or a device for getting the housework done, depending on whether your finger’s on the button. |
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…and she does mean everywhere. |
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She’ll track them down. She’s very persistent. Anyway, can’t have feral males running about the place can we? |
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If it’s any consolation, she certainly does care about how well you do the chores. |
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There’s plenty of boys. |
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It’s amazing, what computers can do these days. |
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Don’t worry, if anyone sees you they’ll probably assume you’re a devout pilgrim doing penance as part of a religious observation. Which, in a sense, you are. |
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Whining for mercy doesn’t seem to be working too well… |
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And at Christmas she sorts out who’s been naughty and nice, too. |
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Both of course see this as loving female authority – but with the emphasis on different words within that phrase. |