Category: spanking

Nothing will attract a man more than the picture of a beautiful, passionate, cruel, and despotic woman

Because she’s feeling calm, forgiving and affectionate, perhaps?
Hmmm…. that’s not a kind thing to say. Men can be quite sensitive about baldness. But then men can be quite sensitive about being burnt with cigarettes, too, and that doesn’t seem to have stopped them so…
At least she’s there. All the other slaves she booked for the night have been waiting outside clubs she decided not to go to.
She’s not a man-hater, exactly, she just thinks it’s unhygienic to keep them in the house.
He’s appealing his sentence of course, but it’s a bit tricky for him to get good legal advice, as hunters tend to follow his lawyer’s vehicle around, in the hope that he’ll break cover.
She decided to go full ‘method’ in the end, which probably explains why her final contract gives her 110% of the gross, while Mike and the male actors are all on negative percentages.

Where men don’t matter

One of many, many places, to be honest.

I expect she’ll hear quite a few during it, actually.
There’s probably a perfectly good and innocent explanation for his being out without permission, and he’ll have a few panicked hours trying to think of it.
A little morning ritual can be a good way for a couple to show their feelings for each other haven’t changed. My SO always slaps me, for instance.
Modern technology’s all very well, but there”ll always be a place for good old-fashioned – even medieval – traditional ways, too.
‘Harmless’ is surely something for most men to aspire to.
He actually does have a secret fetish, but he’s never told her and she wouldn’t care anyway, and it’s not as if his cock can get hard any more, so I guess the world will never find out what it is – or was.

Entitled women

I’m told it’s quite common for a woman to be able to tell, instantly, if a submissive looks her in the eye. I wouldn’t know: I’ve never had the courage to look a woman in the eye.
The best way to learn is to go to their web site and buy her a few pairs.
It’s not as if she wants to look like you, subbie. Why would she? Why would anyone?
Don’t worry: they’ll all get to have at least one go.
She’d previously been told to turn it off and on again, but no male has ever been turned off in the presence of Ms Eleise de Lacy, so that was a non-starter.
To be honest, after a long day’s filming he’s going to have a hard time when she gets home whether he’s been annoying or not.

Hard-hitting criticism

It’s the best sort.

But not really sorry sorry, if you know what I mean, not yet anyway.
It’s actually an incredibly common accident to happen, especially to guys strapped to a target board with their legs wide apart.
Ah, it wouldn’t be forced if they wanted to do it, would it?
She has urges too when confronted by a sub with his legs wide apart. Occasionally she resists them, but usually she doesn’t.
Remember the golden rule: if you don’t think a lady is respecting your autonomy and dignity as an adult, stamp your feet and bawl your head off in a tantrum. It never fails to get a reaction.

This lovely lady is Amy Hunter, whose wooden spoon Servitor has been privileged to have felt on several occasions (and I can confidently say I failed to take it like a man’ on any one of them).

Don’t worry if you don’t get everything right. As an expert on sexism and gender stereotyping, she is well aware that men are all moronic, bone idle, sex-mad idiots.

Don’t interrupt her

Just don’t. And the easiest way to avoid doing so by accident is just not to speak at all in her presence, unless in response to a direct question.

Women featured on this blog do tend to get quite insistent when they are about to brush their hair, like this. No idea why.
Then he wants SPA: small penis admiration.
Treasure can be quite forgetful – just like that time she ‘forgot’ you were only supposed to be getting twenty lashes, and carried on for the best part of an hour. But she’s a sweet girl, really.
Oddly, the idea for his most celebrated breakthrough in hydrodynamics was when he was handwashing some period-stained panties and observed how the water swirled around the gusset while rinsing after scrubbing with the nailbrush. The resulting paper got over two thousand citations, although more importantly, Mistress was less pleased with the cleanliness – or otherwise – of her panties.
She can add the cost to the amount he owes, plus her usual commission of course.
Surely before a feast, one should fast so as to build up an appetite? Easy to see that this ‘paradise island’ needs a man around, to explain how best to do things!

The elegant and fabulous Mistress Eleise, looking fabulously elegant. Fans of this elegantly fabulous look just might want to take a furtive look here, although of course you certainly did not hear that from me.

Ferocious and fascinating

Oh well. I suppose they can stick with this one for a while, until they find something better.
Looks like a good earthy loam, much more palatable than the acidic, chalky stuff where I live.
Female supremacy’s actually quite simple at heart – even a male can be brought to an understanding of it, with a little effort.
Whatever floor she wants is the floor you can become.
In later life, Mike would ruefully recall worrying that Carole would turn into her mother, little imagining how much stricter she could become.
It does, but not very well.

Discomfort women

Oh, what a shame. I was so looking forward to sitting in an overcrowded pub with a bunch of self-obsessed men, pretending to laugh at anecdotes I didn’t properly hear over the thumping music. Guess I’ll just be staying in, quietly rearranging her panty drawer. Damn.
Or several orgasms. It’s different for women, you see. In many ways. They get to come, for a start.
What, did you think they were going to bet their own money? That’s just not how this thing works.
She’s noticed there’s always extra demand for those products around the end of July: that’s the local domme’s birthday.
Oh, being blackmailed isn’t so bad. It’s when she decides to stop blackmailing you and publish the photos: that’s the really unpleasant bit.
She doesn’t really care, she’s just passing the time.

And an extra one, inspired by a letter I received this morning.

BDSM… it’s all about giving up power, as I might have to if the prices rise any more.

The hot goddess in this silly satire was of course the truly chilled Goddess Alexandra Snow.

Despised and rejected of women

It’s for you to make the choice. Fortunately, she’s helpfully slimmed down your options.
An important skill baby dommes need to learn is how to control the intensely erotic charge they get from having overweight, naked bald blokes licking their boots. Fortunately, most manage to conceal it very well indeed.
And Her Kink Is Not Negotiable.
I don’t like to fight with a woman, it’s not a fair contest.
Although in my experience most dommes have developed quite a high tolerance for seeing disgusting things, I did once go and see a lady who admitted to being too revolted to continue. A shame… in the half second or so I saw her, before she slammed her front door in my face, I thought she looked quite lovely.
She’s just trying to make this easier… not for you, admittedly.

Foolish things, done with enthusiasm

Many women are reluctant to try a bit of kink, but if you make clear they really get to hurt a man, a surprising number are prepared to give it a go.
Consent’s really important in BDSM. Far too important to be left to males to decide.
Always good in any relationship to have room for improvement, but doubly so in one based on D/S.
Audiences at snip-flicks can be quite intimidating. I remember as a teenager walking past the back door of our local cinema just when the crowd who’d been watching Rebecca’s Revenge (remember? A classic of the genre!) spilled out onto the streets. Suddenly swept up in crowd of over-excited young women all laughing and shouting about castration, I was lucky to escape with my dignity.
Treasure has some wicked ideas, but don’t worry: no one who anyone cares about will get hurt.
Of course, even in some forms of traditional sex work, it’s the woman who’s really in charge: mine certainly is, when she has me earning a bit of extra household cash in our local gay bar.

The sublime and the ridiculous

She’s been working a lot on her backhand lately, so that’s probably what you’ll get.
Confession leads to penance which leads to repentance, although to be honest, I think he’s repenting quite a lot already.
I find silent agreement is best.
You could try stamping your foot and having a tantrum? Doesn’t usually work for me but there’s always a first time.

The Hunteress, of course, although she was Cassie back then.

And as usual you only had just enough left on your credit card. You should plan these things better.
Kitten hates it when people – men, specifically – make a fuss about being broke. Having money just shouldn’t be that important to them, they should focus on the more important things in life, that’s her attitude.