…and that’s a precious thing, because – oops! Dropped it. Oh well. I never really used it anyway. I’ll fetch a dustpan and brush, shall I, Ma’am?
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Now that sounds like a man who’s strong enough to say sorry. |
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We hold these truths to be self-evident. That all men are created feral. |
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Perhaps if you save up, you could buy her time for an evening or something. On your wedding anniversary, for example. That would be a nice gesture. |
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Divorce in haste, repent at leisure. The positive thing is that he’s actually still seeing quite a lot of his wife, which I think is very healthy. |
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It’s called ‘I dare you even to think about not telling the truth, you devious little brat.’ |