Category: mother-in-law

Hard-hitting criticism

It’s the best sort.

But not really sorry sorry, if you know what I mean, not yet anyway.
It’s actually an incredibly common accident to happen, especially to guys strapped to a target board with their legs wide apart.
Ah, it wouldn’t be forced if they wanted to do it, would it?
She has urges too when confronted by a sub with his legs wide apart. Occasionally she resists them, but usually she doesn’t.
Remember the golden rule: if you don’t think a lady is respecting your autonomy and dignity as an adult, stamp your feet and bawl your head off in a tantrum. It never fails to get a reaction.

This lovely lady is Amy Hunter, whose wooden spoon Servitor has been privileged to have felt on several occasions (and I can confidently say I failed to take it like a man’ on any one of them).

Don’t worry if you don’t get everything right. As an expert on sexism and gender stereotyping, she is well aware that men are all moronic, bone idle, sex-mad idiots.

Ferocious and fascinating

Oh well. I suppose they can stick with this one for a while, until they find something better.
Looks like a good earthy loam, much more palatable than the acidic, chalky stuff where I live.
Female supremacy’s actually quite simple at heart – even a male can be brought to an understanding of it, with a little effort.
Whatever floor she wants is the floor you can become.
In later life, Mike would ruefully recall worrying that Carole would turn into her mother, little imagining how much stricter she could become.
It does, but not very well.