Category: yes I know spiders are arachnids not insects but theyre like insects aren’t they?
Intelligences greater than man’s
With every intention of surrendering to fifty-foot women
It Came From Outer Space
And this is how the message ran…
She should put him in the stocks. ‘Cos the sonic doesn’t work on wood. |
I believe there are still traces from which civilisation could be reconstructed, under the guidance of the Galactic Community. |
I think you’re about to experience their rigorous clinical testing procedures personally |
I don’t really understand how anyone can be an atheist, in a world that contains Arianna Grande. |
What’s that you say, blog ‘reader’? You don’t think this one fits in with the overall science fiction theme of today’s post? Oh yes, it does. You see: this is your future. |
Enthralled
What a lovely word. I am her thrall.
Happiest day of your life! And don’t you forget it, you ungrateful little bastard, or she’ll give you something to be unhappy about! |
It’s not just convicted sexists, either. Carry the donor card, help someone to look fabulous after your death. |
I’ve never liked spiders. Bitter acrid flavour and the legs get stuck between your teeth. |
Looks fun. And they give you a little souvenir bag of sugar at the end of the month. Give it to your domme, the next time you book a normal session and thank your lucky stars it’s just fantasy play. |
He found her through a card she’d put up in the local telegraphy office. |
Dark-hearted commentary
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. And so do hunger, cold, discomfort and terror. |
They taste much the same. Don’t wriggle quite as much while you’re waiting for permission to chew, that’s the only real difference, I find. |
He has ambitions to be a Junior Housemaid’s assistant, but I suspect that’s beyond his reach. Still, one can dream. |
* Thank you Iain M Banks, Use of Weapons.
Our youngers and betters
I suppose it never hurts to go through things again, just to make sure. Well… I don’t mean it never actually hurts – obviously it does hurt – I just mean…. oh , you know. |
The longer it goes on, the longer his pleasureable anticipation, I suppose. |
I wonder what she has planned for the evening. For you, that is. |
Aww… is there a little furry… hairy, leggy, fangy.. friend in there with you? Or several. |
You, by contrast, can easily go quite badly wrong. But you’ll know when you do. |
Annhilatrices
You know the ‘trix’ ending is almost the only example I can think of where femdom culture ‘dominates’ the mainstream. In principle, one can speak of an editrix, adminstratrix or investigatrix, but it’s only going to conjure up an image of a lady in leather with a whip. As most things do for me, to be honest, but I’m talking about normal people.
Incidentally, is a female alligator an alligatrix?
Incineratrix |
She’s trying to transform the harsh, uncaring image of the findomme business. Although not too much, obviously, or what would be the point of it? |
Seems a bit soft-hearted to me. I mean, 6/7 of his bottom won’t be beaten at all, most days. I thought she’d take a harder line, to be honest. |
Of course, if anyone really hates it, she doesn’t just let them suffer in silence. Quite the contrary, actually. |
Back to the nursery
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
Know what I mean? Warning: vanilla video after link that has nothing to do with femdom and is thoroughly safe for work. Do not click if that sort of thing offends you.
And they say sex offenders have nothing to contribute to society! |
… and don’t even think about the matinee on Saturday… |
It’s particularly cheap for fit young men, if they let her do it without any anaesthetic. |
It’s completely irrational to be scared of spiders. Spiders can’t really hurt you*. Girls, yes: they can hurt you**. Be scared of girls. But not spiders. |
* Except in Australia
** Especially in Australia.