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| I rather think the romantic evening’s just getting started, don’t you? |
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| Despite her attitude to sexists, she’s a great believer in naval tradition. ‘Rum, sodomy and the lash’ and all that, although obviously today’s navy is alcohol-free. |
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| Perhaps Paul and Irene could discuss it later. |
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| Possibly several things. There’s always something. |
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| She looks nice. Just as well when you’re that small and vulnerable. |
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| To those who might argue that ‘HMS Cindy’ doesn’t sound scary enough, I can only say that you haven’t met Cindy when she’s cross… |
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| Speak softly and carry a rattan cane. |
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| Actually, the way the caption starts off is a bit misleading. Mark doesn’t actually have any good days. |