That’s the way I fell in love, many years and almost as many orgasms ago…
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It’s important to fight back against the stereotypes. Wear the t-shirt, use the hashtag, carry the pliers.
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Well, it’s more romantic than stealing them from clotheslines.
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It’s best not to think about it too much. Thinking generally isn’t a sissy maid’s strong point anyway.
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I’ve never really understood knitwear fetishism, although enforced knitting as an alternative to line-writing has its attractions.
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Thank goodness for that. Lots of vanilla escorts wouldn’t have been so in tune with your needs, you know, might have just gone ahead and given you a blow job anyway. She’s obviously very special.
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