





It’s the best sort…
…and two extras, why not, both inspired by a recent post by the femdom blogger-in-chief, Paltego on Femdom Resource.
So, after all these years of being told that football’s just a silly game in which a bunch of moronic boys chase a ball around in a field and surely I’m not asking to be allowed to put the ironing off just to watch that nonsense, apparently it’s a remarkable display of female skill, grace and power. Who knew? Well, my SO did, obviously, and now I do because she’s told me and that’s that.
Personally I’m not so much interested in the football itself as in the players’ muddy boots and sweaty socks in the fact that we are now officially all allowed to cheer ourselves silly(er) for a team called ‘The Lionesses’. That I do like, rather a lot.
It’s coming home. Unless the Lionesses lose on Sunday, obviously, in which case it’s going somewhere else. [UPDATE: They did. It is.]
Anyway, back to the depressing porn.
I have posted this before, but ‘too few’ is always the number of times I have done that, so here’s the lovely Mistress Vixen playing the piano.
The European female she’s here. Warning: safe for work and contains scenes of a non-sexual nature. Warning 2: yet another expression of Servitor’s fixation on 1980s British soft punk. But then so’s this.
It’s the best kind.
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Time for a chivalrous gesture. |
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No regrets. What you never have, you cannot lose. |
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Oh dear. Let’s hope he’s not too rough with her. |
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Only a few. She has more. |
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Many stepdaughters find the arrival of a new parent uncomfortable. Looks like she’s found a way to deal with that discomfort; indeed transfer it to you. |
… then you know you’re onto a good thing.
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Make sure you get the right one, this time. |
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She’ll have plenty of sex and plenty of money – she prefers to get them from different people, that’s all. That’s not going to be a problem, is it? |
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Sexual pleasure is over-rated anyway, so I have been led to understand. |
Princess Neive and Miss Analisa, there, and also here. But neither working in person any more, I believe, alas.
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Oh well. You can enjoy watching her eat too, I suppose, just like you watch her do the other thing. |
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Ooh! A potential ally. That’s rare: so few women take men’s lib seriously. |
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You can’t put a price on job satisfaction. |
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Don’t worry, I’m sure she can’t trace your IP address. Just keep reading Contemplating the Divine… everything’ll be fine. |
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He doesn’t need to renew his vows to her, of course. I mean, she’s not going to release him from them, or anything. |
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Oh well. No real harm done. You do look a bit like No. 23, actually – I don’t know whether anyone else has ever mentioned that? But then we all look near-identical… hence the numbers, I suppose. |
Frankie Goes to Hollywood of course. Another memory of brief and never repeated wild sexual excitement as a teenager. There was a music show called The Tube and this unknown band appeared on it, performing Relax… including two lovely ladies in leather dancing about with whips.* Yes, actual whips… my teenage brain exploded.** The lovely ladies did not appear to do any actual singing, which probably explains why, a few months later, when Relax became a massive hit, they’d disappeared from the band*** which had also thoroughly embraced its gay vibe. So, video at number one, leather imagery everywhere and not a female to be seen.
Anyway!
Anyway, this isn’t a post about Frankie Goes etc. It’s just an excuse to put the word ‘laser’ in the title, because it’s a science fiction post. And if the first one today doesn’t get me a mention on 11dutch’s blog I really don’t know what ever will.
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I understand there’s a latex fetish scene with a Zygon, too. |
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I understand the preferred terms are ‘Trekker’ and ‘perverted little freak’. Anyway, it’s what you do that actually matters, not what anyone calls you. |
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She’s bound to get found out eventually. No robot could ever be as cruel and controlling as a real human bride, after all. |
* Here’s a scene from the trailer!
** Here’s the whole thing, starting about 0.55.
*** Ooh – here’s a whole article about them and what happened. Called ‘the leather pets’ they were.
And a photo! Bloody hell, it’s good this Internet thing isn’t it? So much stuff out there.
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I suppose it’s polite to ask, but really she should just make herself at home. |
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He looks pretty trustworthy to me. You’ll be fine. Just think about something else for 20 minutes. |
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No, she’s not particular. Well…she is, obviously. Just not about that sort of thing. |
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She’s definitely going to go down there and check he’s OK, though. There’s just something she needs to do first, that’s all. |