It’s another science fiction post! Yes, you’re right, there have been many lately. But the future’s big, y’know? As are these posts, as there are always Seven captions, in tribute.







It’s another science fiction post! Yes, you’re right, there have been many lately. But the future’s big, y’know? As are these posts, as there are always Seven captions, in tribute.







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| Of course, it’s not actually a threesome if only two get to come… maybe you’d better explain that to them. |
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| Perhaps you could learn German instead. I hear she offers lessons. |
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| They also serve who only stand and wait. |
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| The next bit might not be entirely consensual and safe, truth be told, but who really cares? |
NB, tonight the Servitor household are packing up the whips, canes and portable travel-cage to head off for two weeks of sun, sea, sand and sadism. Long term readers, who were here in the days before The Thing will know what this means…
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| She loses track. Does it matter? |
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| He must be very grateful. |
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| Safety first – sure,everybody knows that’s rule number one in BDSM play, but what’s less often remarked is how important it can be in non-consensual revenge torture too. |
La la la la lah la la la-lala…
| Maybe they’ll show you what’s in the trunk. Although being British, I find the word ‘boot’ comes more naturally to mind when contemplating this scene. |
| I find my body works much better when I’m being obedient. Less bruised, for one thing. |
| Oh dear. Let’s hope the bank hotline doesn’t keep you waiting for long. |
I never went trick-or-treating as a child – it was just an American thing in those days – but it’s everywhere now. We often get complimented on how much effort we’ve made to make the house look like a spooky haunted house of torture and pain, but really it’s just the outdoor summer toys (which are occasionally used in winter too, when I’ve been particularly bad). Halloween does have the advantage of being the evening on which I can answer the door without having to conceal my chains, I suppose, which is nice.
Nothing terribly spooky about today’s captions, I’m afraid, but I’ve tried to choose some at the darker end of what is already rather a sombre spectrum.
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| Ooh – like a college reunion? I wonder what activities they’ve got planned. |
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| “Erm… oh gosh, now look here, errrrmmmmm!” etc |
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| With the birds. Where else are they going to go? Don’t worry, though: they’re not predatory. Those curving beaks are just for cracking nuts. |
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| Don’t worry, Mistress will be back soon. How long can you stay in a beach bar with a bunch of guys, anyway? |
Oh go on, then: have a Halloween-themed extra that is explicitly not about Halloween.