Some nursery rhymes to help you relax and go to sleep. Everything will be fine.
Oh, you didn’t realise that I wrote poetry?
Soothing lullabies
Category: milking
Would you lace my shoe?
Anything!
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| I think she might secretly be seeing another man. That or she’s engaged a cleaning service. Bad news, either way. |
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| But I don’t have speaking privileges with Kate just now. This doesn’t seem fair… |
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| Maybe you could be more specific, next time you’re feeling horny – in about three weeks’ time or so. |
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| I think teenagers should take on responsibilities – for household chores, for example. My step-daughter’s been supervising the way I clean her room and make her bed for over a year now, and she’s done a really thorough job. We’re thinking of giving her responsibility for the way I do her laundry and ironing too. |
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| Amen. The original of course is here. |
