Modern love is artificial

Just a bit of fun with AI, as an extra this week. In general, I’m opposed to AI, for diminishing creators’ role, which is pretty hypocritical given I just nick photos of lovely ladies off the Internet without credit. I also don’t like the look of AI artwork much (with a few creative, cartoony exceptions) as it’s still all very plasticky. I don’t knowingly caption AI images.

But I did just ask ChatGPT to come up with female supremacist captions in the style of Contemplating the Divine, using real photos that I gave it and the results are… not entirely bad, actually. Here you go. These are completely unedited. Not quite sure why it did the little curly divider line or set them out like that.

Just did this for interest, not planning to make myself more pointless than I already am.

OK, this one seems (a) to be fucking weird and (b to imply topping from the bottom(?) But then I guess the AI has never encountered an actual domme, who would swiftly teach it the reasons not to do that…

Domesticatrices

She hates having to hurt you like that… but she hates being contradicted so much more.
I think there’s a box you can tick for whether you want a disposable delivery boy thrown in.
And next session you can both pick up exactly where you left off.
Doesn’t she realise you’re much more interested in which one she’ll finish with?
It’s worth making a few savings in the education, health and pensions budgets to redirect government spending to more important things.
My SO likes to have a little gamble before a thrashing. She rolls two dice and whatever number comes up, she gives me however many strokes she likes.

A man is what he thinks about all day long

Is he really? Oh dear. Now I despise myself more than ever.

Regrets, I’ve had a few… paid good money for some of them.
She surprised herself with how easily she adapted to the mean, contemptuous persona her new clients wanted.
I prefer my cucumbers small and smooth, but my SO always buys those big, really knobbly ones. I suppose there’s no accounting for taste. Anyway, obviously I never refuse it, that would be wasteful.
They’re scarred by the memory. Mentally scarred I mean, obviously the physical scars were inflicted by her.

The elegant and poised Lady Mephista, there. And four incompetent naked blokes.

She’s asking the right girls. They know all about it.
You could request a recount?

Basking in her disapproval

You might worry she’s completely uninterested in the pain in your knees, but that’s not true at all.
How hard are those limits anyway? Shall we find out?
He did ask for a naughty schoolgirl and she’s certainly no boring little rule-follower.
Perhaps she was laughing too hard to express herself coherently.
Ah, honeymoons…
Princess Kali believes in ‘method’ as well, especially when she’s playing a cruel, sadistic torturess.

Nothing will attract a man more than the picture of a beautiful, passionate, cruel, and despotic woman

Because she’s feeling calm, forgiving and affectionate, perhaps?
Hmmm…. that’s not a kind thing to say. Men can be quite sensitive about baldness. But then men can be quite sensitive about being burnt with cigarettes, too, and that doesn’t seem to have stopped them so…
At least she’s there. All the other slaves she booked for the night have been waiting outside clubs she decided not to go to.
She’s not a man-hater, exactly, she just thinks it’s unhygienic to keep them in the house.
He’s appealing his sentence of course, but it’s a bit tricky for him to get good legal advice, as hunters tend to follow his lawyer’s vehicle around, in the hope that he’ll break cover.
She decided to go full ‘method’ in the end, which probably explains why her final contract gives her 110% of the gross, while Mike and the male actors are all on negative percentages.

Where men don’t matter

One of many, many places, to be honest.

I expect she’ll hear quite a few during it, actually.
There’s probably a perfectly good and innocent explanation for his being out without permission, and he’ll have a few panicked hours trying to think of it.
A little morning ritual can be a good way for a couple to show their feelings for each other haven’t changed. My SO always slaps me, for instance.
Modern technology’s all very well, but there”ll always be a place for good old-fashioned – even medieval – traditional ways, too.
‘Harmless’ is surely something for most men to aspire to.
He actually does have a secret fetish, but he’s never told her and she wouldn’t care anyway, and it’s not as if his cock can get hard any more, so I guess the world will never find out what it is – or was.

Entitled women

I’m told it’s quite common for a woman to be able to tell, instantly, if a submissive looks her in the eye. I wouldn’t know: I’ve never had the courage to look a woman in the eye.
The best way to learn is to go to their web site and buy her a few pairs.
It’s not as if she wants to look like you, subbie. Why would she? Why would anyone?
Don’t worry: they’ll all get to have at least one go.
She’d previously been told to turn it off and on again, but no male has ever been turned off in the presence of Ms Eleise de Lacy, so that was a non-starter.
To be honest, after a long day’s filming he’s going to have a hard time when she gets home whether he’s been annoying or not.