Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Falling. In love. |
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| That’s right. If you think about it, what could be more sexually empowering than paying another man to undertake the work of actually carrying out the fucking? |
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| Time you got a watch. |
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| Well… as long as there’s nothing perverted involved I suppose it’ll be OK. |
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| I’ve always had this extraordinary talent for perceiving what women are thinking, when they look at me. A knack, you might say. |
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| It’s a small town, so the walk of shame afterwards will only take you 15 minutes or so. |
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| I had a very traditional upbringing – strict discipline, cold showers, that kind of thing. It cost about £450 but it was worth every penny and I’m going back in a few weeks for another one. |
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| Goodness, if you can’t trust your cleaner with that sort of trivial responsibility, why would you even let her into the house? |
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| Ahhh male doms. I think male doms are just great, in their proper place. |
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| Perhaps you’d better approach the bench. |
and believe me, several ladies quite skilled in the art of correction have tried.
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| Truth and consequences. |
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| Best years of your life. |
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| They seem rather indecisive for such otherwise forceful ladies. I hope they make their minds up soon… can’t hang about in here all day. |
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| They don’t have tribunals for gross professional misconduct in dreams – that could be another way to tell the difference, in due course. |
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| Good to see them upholding basic safe play standards. See, many people think pro-dommes are uncaring but it just ain’t so. |
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| You know, I heard once that feeling sad and lonely is just your body’s way of telling you what an unpleasant person you are to be with? Makes a lot of sense. |
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| I’m slowly working my way into her affections, I reckon. |
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| Mmmpphhh grtrrth. |
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| Of course, they’ll need to use something else to achieve the burning sensation. Hot coals, maybe? They’re very creative. |
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| Hope there’s some beer for me. |
There’s been a lot of news lately about the need for men always to seek a woman’s consent before any sexual activity. And I think that’s exactly right. If she says no – that’s it. You’ll just have to wait until next month.
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| Finally found something you’re good at! Well done. |
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| The selection process is quite rigorous. Some don’t survive. But there’s plenty of them, so that’s really not a problem. |
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| Well, if being told off and humiliated by an attractive lady in a sharp business suit doesn’t take his mind off sexy things, I don’t know what will! |
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| They’re more kind of… snaily, if you know what I mean. You don’t? Oh. Well – kind of like a cockroach that’s been squished under a boot most of the day – and I expect you know how bad that tastes! |
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| Awww… sweet. |
It’s very important. She always informs me when my consent is required for something.
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| Ignorance is no defence. |
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| Check-out time is when she decides to release you. |
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| Hmmm. Interesting. I wonder what she does use, then. Any thoughts? |
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| ..and what’s the best? |
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| Probably best not to ask… I certainly don’t know. |
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| She seems nice.
I was going to point you to this forthcoming movie which looks very fine, but Paltego beat me to it.
So instead (trigger warning: vanilla. And you have to enter access code 7201969), how about Anne Hathaway in space!
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| There now – you can’t say she didn’t consider it. |
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| I believe she’s right. |
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| It’s good to be special. |
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| Oh well, as long as she doesn’t give a fuck, I suppose it’s all right. |
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| Yes Ma’am. |
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| Generally, violence isn’t the solution. But in this case, it probably is, if we’re being honest with ourselves. Not just impertinence, but habitual impertinence, after all. |
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| Why do I find this the scariest captioned photo I have ever posted? |
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| Cool. This could be your lucky break into movies. Maybe when you’ve recovered, you could see about getting an agent? |
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| Well, she used to, anyway. I think she might have lost it, actually. Doesn’t really matter, but just so you know. |
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| OK, so you’re probably not going anywhere here. Still: you haven’t been rejected as a sad, useless and unattractive excuse for a man… you’ve been rejected as a sad, useless and unattractive excuse for a man by Billie Piper! Huh? Not bad, huh? |
We just have to stand here wearing these
for half an hour while he watches.
No, don’t worry about that.
He gets off on humiliation. You
can say what you like.
Can’t we, pervert?
That’s right.
By the way, pervert, after this, we’ve got an appointment with a real
man. He wants to fuck both of us all
night, and we’re charging him less than a tenth of what you’re paying for half
an hour!
In fact, fuck it, you don’t deserve the full half hour. We’re leaving early. Come on – let’s go and get changed. He’ll just have to sniff extra hard.
Oh – and pervert? Next time you book us? You’re only getting fifteen minutes. Same price. And we’ll decide what time to arrive – you can just wait for us all evening, if we’re running late.
