just call for the men in tights!
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Well… those are two of her spanking aprons, anyway. She has more. |
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You never know when you’ll need to do some sudden washing up in the middle of the night. |
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Hmm.. Turned out they don’t have a vibrator at the reception desk, but they sent up a couple of their room service guys anyway and they were able to sort the problem out, so that was OK. Pretty impressive customers service, I’d say. |
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Now you see that’s just typical of my wife – she sends me out to buy the stuff but doesn’t tell me what she wants it for! Now I’m going to have to buy both – she hasn’t heard the last of this, you know! |
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The magic’s still there. |