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If any of you do have any nasty little habits – particularly if you happen to be indulging them right now – I suggest you visit a specialist like her. That’s what I do. |
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Lesbian slavegirls don’t really understand male sexuality, of course, which is probably why so many of them featured on this blog want to suppress or even abolish it. |
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Think of your retirement as a second childhood; that’s certainly how the staff see it. |
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Choosing the first option is likely to result in very drastic, rapid weight loss. |
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How did the conversation get onto this topic, anyway, what’s what I want to know? |
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They are – and not just the food. The sex will be longer, more satisfying and 100% female, too. |
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You get a special decoration too. Not a medal. Just… decoration. |
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Sometimes a question isn’t really a question. |
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It’s always difficult arriving as a substitute teacher, in the middle of the school year. But just do your best. Maybe Mr Harris will turn up again – he must be somewhere, after all. |
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Perpetuity is quite a long time. It might feel even longer. |
…but I have found that lying hurts even more.
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I suppose it can’t hurt to try. |
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Don’t worry – it’s not the end of the discussion. There’ll be plenty of time for more apologies. |
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They originally had proper school lessons but there’s not really much point teaching anything to boys who are only going to leave the school in a hearse, so most schoolwork consists of writing lines. |
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Not a problem I’ve ever had, I’ll admit. |