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| They say the best gift is a memorable experience. |
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| Kind of her to help out. You don’t often see that kind of neighbourliness these days, sadly. |
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| Don’t worry – you’ll go quiet again long before they want to go to sleep. |
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| As my SO likes to say – what could be more humiliating than being you, anyway? |
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| Not forgetting ‘cock-sukking hor’ bit he added afterwards. Do you suppose all the words Raoul can spell correctly in English are synonyms for ‘penis’? Honestly, I don’t see what she sees in him. |
