If she has any.






If she has any.
It’s just for fun.
PS, I understand there’s some kind of election taking place today, in one or other of Britain’s former colonies. As a non-American, obviously I cannot advise anyone who does have that status on how to vote (although I’m happy to provide tips on how to spell words like ‘neighbour”, to point out that the phrase ‘I could care less’ actually makes no sense at all and to explain the difference between jelly and jam). The important thing is to vote, regardless of which candidate you… you… what am I saying? He’s a deranged idiot, everyone who has ever worked with him says so, how could anybody even be thinking of… oh, just do what you’re going to do. I suppose anyone whose vote might be swayed by what they read on a pornographic blog like this probably shouldn’t be voting at all, on general principles, right? But… I mean to say. Really. Again? Fucking hell.
I mean, how hard can that be?
Note to non-British readers. ‘Slaphead’ is a word for a bald person that is normally considered derogatory and insulting. However, since almost all bald people are male, there is no reason not to use it freely.
Note to non-British readers: Goddess.
A special post.* See if you can guess what the theme is.
*Yes, sissy, I know you’re special too. Very special. And what a stunning outfit! Run along now.
Yes, her. But her web site seems to have last been updated in 2019, so alas…
With apologies to those readers who aren’t really cellar fans.