 |
| You have to slap pretty hard to get the ketchup sachet to burst open. But then you have to slap pretty hard anyway – she insists on it – so don’t worry about that. Worry about other things. |
 |
| And she’ll make sure you’re penciled in for one of the first slots available in her schedule after her holiday, OK? |
 |
| I once told a domme I couldn’t really cope with public humiliation and she just looked at me strangely and asked how I managed in day to day life, never leaving the house. I think she must have misunderstood me. |
 |
| Don’t worry, her travel insurance will make sure she gets all the money she needs after your tragic and unexplained disappearance. |
 |
| My SO once had an affair with a lesbian sub and I was over the moon, because I thought finally there’d be another submissive to share the chores. But apparently lesbian D/S “doesn’t work like that”. And the attitude to chastity play was a bit different too… a lot different, if I’m honest. |
