For ever and ever…
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For ever and ever…
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If any of you do have any nasty little habits – particularly if you happen to be indulging them right now – I suggest you visit a specialist like her. That’s what I do. |
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Lesbian slavegirls don’t really understand male sexuality, of course, which is probably why so many of them featured on this blog want to suppress or even abolish it. |
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Think of your retirement as a second childhood; that’s certainly how the staff see it. |
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Choosing the first option is likely to result in very drastic, rapid weight loss. |
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How did the conversation get onto this topic, anyway, what’s what I want to know? |
…may be quite deferential. But diamonds…
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Very directly. She’d appreciate short and truthful answers too and frankly you are likely to be gasping and crying out too much to think of (still less articulate) anything complicated. |
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I think she should just get on with it. A few little buzzes and he’ll almost certainly find that he agrees with her – on this and on everything. |
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Probably something to do with swimming. Maybe you can ask her about it later – but I’m sure you’ll both have better ideas for how to spend your wedding night than reliving old school memories. |
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I think the phrase he’s looking for is “Ma’am yes Ma’am!”. |
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Any prisoner being mistreated has the right to protest about it, too. As much as he likes. |
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Shame really… if the two of you were gay, you could save a lot of money by doing this voluntarily instead and not paying her to force you. |
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It’s complicated. To be honest, I don’t quite understand it myself. But she assures me there is a very good reason and I don’t like to argue. |
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I’m told I have a very punchable face. I can confirm that. |
Because she really doesn’t care. Just suffer in silence, unless she prefers you to suffer noisily.
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Mmm…. You wanted a cruel and sexy findomme, right? |
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Anna’s always too soft on them. Look at all that puppy fat he’s put on too! Soon sort that out. |
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It’s funny how many men say they want their wives to take charge but as soon as they get thrown out naked and without a penny, start whining about how that wasn’t what they wanted. |
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The girls at my school used to play skipping games. In fact, my first proper beating was with a skipping rope doubled over and soaked in water. Happy days. |
…but I have found that lying hurts even more.
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I suppose it can’t hurt to try. |
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Don’t worry – it’s not the end of the discussion. There’ll be plenty of time for more apologies. |
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They originally had proper school lessons but there’s not really much point teaching anything to boys who are only going to leave the school in a hearse, so most schoolwork consists of writing lines. |
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Not a problem I’ve ever had, I’ll admit. |
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Men’s libbers are actually firmly opposed to being spanked. Most men are, actually. But they always end up thankful for it. |
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Never try puppy play alongside an actual dog. They’re better at it. Much the same goes for sex and real men. Don’t even try – you’ll just look foolish. And you wouldn’t want that. |
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Except that she’s started by using social media to advertise, so her first clients are precisely likely to be your friends. And your close family members. |
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She’s sneaked a tub of lube into the bottom of your tuck box. You know: to make the first few days a bit easier. She’s kind like that. |