The natural position, for those we look up to.






The natural position, for those we look up to.
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Honestly, imagining bothering her about a little thing like that. |
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Oh well…wouldn’t want to disappoint Suzie, would we? |
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Obviously, you are allowed to have opinions, even as her husband, as long as they’re the right ones. |
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…unless she’d rather I made her a nice cup of tea? No? Sure? OK, cattle prod it is, then. |
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Like most men in a female-led relationship, I learnt about pre-menstrual tension quite early on. Also post-menstrual tetchiness and during-menstrual extreme violence. |
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She’s actually strictly vanilla. Very strictly. |
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I feel you ought to say something about this. |
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Don’t make Mommy use her cattleprod, now! |
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There are no ‘problems’, only solutions. |
You make everything… groovy baby.
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Actually, most such limits turn out to be soft and squidgy, when tested vigorously. |
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Why do all my dates end up like this? Maybe it’s the poetry… |
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Actually, I think the whole idea of young women putting their torture skills on display like this is a bit offensive. But no one cares what I think. Even me, oddly. |
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I think the experience might bring you closer. So will that hasp, when she attaches it to your collar. |
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There’s an amusing additional caption down here. Hello? Down here…amusing caption? Oh, I don’t know why I bother… |
…only time will tell if She is right or you are wrong.
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Not do a good job at ‘good vigorous vanilla sex’? Little chance of that, I can assure you! Prepare for the best eleven seconds of your life, baby! |
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She later sold the house… said it contained too many memories. |
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If this blog is still going in three years, I guess this isn’t really going to work. |
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Looks like everyone’s having a slow, lazy afternoon. |
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She actually found it quite traumatic to watch, as she did the three she watched later on in the holiday. But she bought the souvenir DVD anyway. |
Speaking of holiday – I’m going off on one, fnarr fnarr. So, usual CtD summer: with slightly faded but unused old captions published on a daily basis with minimal fuss. Watch this space… but don’t forget to refresh your screen, or it’ll be a long dull summer for you.
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Life will be a lot simpler. You can do as she says or starve. |
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Big decision. Don’t pressure her, OK? |
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I’m down on my hands and knees. Point me to the broken glass. |
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Anyway, she can’t chat long. She’s just off to the pet shop. Wants to buy a couple of dogs, apparently. |
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It’ll be good when you’re married and you can just just be yourself. |
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I’m gender non-binary. Well.. gender fractional, anyway. About 1/7, my SO reckons. |
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Forgetfulness? |
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It’s good to know a domme with a really creative imagination. |
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Well, I hope she finds something to amuse herself with while you’re busy with all that. |
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You get to wear a nightie just like hers, too. |
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And she has a lot more than ten commandments. |
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I find I do some of my best thinking over a trestle. I think about stuff a lot when I’m there. |
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Wow. I think that’s the niceest compliment any girl has ever paid me. |
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There’s a lot of give and take in their relationship, as you can see. |
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That one’s called ‘the tickler’. Come on – arms up to the shackles – this is going to be fun! |
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Men’s libbers just need to spend more time reflecting quietly on how lucky they are to be living in a female-led society, if you ask me. In the corner, with a well-smacked bottom, preferably. |
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Just lick something at random – quickly! |
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There’s a hand gesture for ‘go away’ as well. Pray she never uses it. |
…but of course they all are, are they not?
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Ah well. Back to real life. |
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Don’t worry about the spanking marks. She won’t be embarassed. |
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Many men come too early. January, February – that kind of thing But with the right amount of control (preferably made of steel) you should find you can hold back almost indefinitely. |