You make everything… groovy baby.
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Actually, most such limits turn out to be soft and squidgy, when tested vigorously. |
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Why do all my dates end up like this? Maybe it’s the poetry… |
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Actually, I think the whole idea of young women putting their torture skills on display like this is a bit offensive. But no one cares what I think. Even me, oddly. |
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I think the experience might bring you closer. So will that hasp, when she attaches it to your collar. |
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There’s an amusing additional caption down here. Hello? Down here…amusing caption? Oh, I don’t know why I bother… |
"You both look ever so sweet"
Real family happiness and harmony, good understanding of each other! 🙂
captions are always so good I have to assume you have a lady ghost writer
Yes. They say that shared interests are the secret to a happy marriage – it's very lucky that they discovered their shared interest in abduction and enslavement in time to save theirs.
Alas no, but I do visit a lady from time to time who provides me with a lot of constructive criticism. Men can do some – simpler – tasks almost as well as women. They just need the right incentive structures.