Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Time for a chivalrous gesture. |
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| No regrets. What you never have, you cannot lose. |
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| Oh dear. Let’s hope he’s not too rough with her. |
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| Only a few. She has more. |
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| Many stepdaughters find the arrival of a new parent uncomfortable. Looks like she’s found a way to deal with that discomfort; indeed transfer it to you. |
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| Obviously, anyone’s bound to feel a bit nervous before having a microchip inserted into their brains, but just ask any man who’s had it done – you’ll hear nothing but gratitude. |
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| They’re quite smart, those ‘rate my date’ sites. I tried sneakily entering a positive review about myself and I was automatically redirected to ratemywank.com. Where I built up quite a profile, actually, until my SO stopped all that nonsense. |
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| One positive thing is that he has discovered he and his father-in-law have a lot in common, so that’s nice. |
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| Mmm… edgy. Let’s hope she doesn’t get too drunk this time. |
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| Despite the general female-led tendency of this blog, I want to make clear that I think it is OK to have disagreements between husband and wife in marriage. I disagreed with my SO once, very early on in our life together, and although it was painful – very painful, actually – I think we both found it to be a learning experience that made our marriage stronger. |
Actually, those things happened the other way around, but still… best day of my life.
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| No, it’s not medical malpractice. His daughters, as the responsible carers, have to approve any unusual ‘treatments’ he receives. And they have done. |
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| That reminds me: you know those novelty jelly beans, where some taste awful? Modelled on Harry Potter, obviously. Well, I tried one that was supposed to be slug flavour the other day, and do you know, it was nothing like it? How can they get away with stuff like that? |
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| It wasn’t me. I never. |
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| Actually, there probably are some other things that would work. She just hasn’t tried them all yet. |
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| I thought the air hostesses were supposed to look after unaccompanied males until they’ve got through Immigration? |
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| Actually, little wifey has a spare and could easily be persuaded that medical monitoring at work is important too. |
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| Remember: she loves you and would never want to cause you any pain. But sometimes she feels she has to. |
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| Nicer, but dimmer. |
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| It’s quite a slow way to communicate. But effective. |
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| She believes equally in strict maternal and uxorial discipline. |
… and I just want to check none of you would be terribly offended by that?*
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| I think he might have forgotten, actually. Hope they’re not too upset. |
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| I’d like to hear the good news, very, very slowly? |
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| As submissive as she wants, in practice. |
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| I don’t know what I was thinking… |
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| Men have too much stuff. Most men do, anyway. I have an iron and a mop I’m very proud of… otherwise pretty minimalist. |
* Warning: American or other readers familiar with Peter Capaldi only as the twelth doctor might find themselves disturbed by this. Possibly even ‘extremely miffed’.
