





Thank goodness (and her) for that. |
I’ve always thought it odd that I am both her object and her subject. |
When she talks of the ‘place’ that’ll do it, just think of a gleaming, modern medical facility, OK? Not a dirty garage filled with rusty tools. It’ll be easier that way. |
Thank goodness for the invention of electricity – it’s a great way to save labour, or induce it depending on who’s holding the zapper. |
One day your luck might run out. |
Fine, but I’m not putting his condom on for him this time. I have my pride. |
Don’t worry – the guys might think you look silly at first, but I’m sure they’ll be impressed when you go into your dance routine. |
For a while my orgasm day was 29 February, but ‘we’ decided to stop all that, as it was getting a bit repetitive and predictable. |
Women and knots, eh? Bless ’em. |
Which is a bit unfair if you have a fetish for being humiliatingly searched by ladies in positions of authority. Oh well, at least she’s not wearing her uniform, so there’s a chance. |
… with me as the frog.
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She’s trying to de-clutter. |
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Should last her until the spring, her favourite time of the year, when the first fresh green nettles start to arrive. |
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It’s probably that damn dog. The same one that keeps stealing her used underwear. |
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It’s a service industry. |
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I guess she would. Vigorously, immediately and without mercy. |
No, not that. (Warning: SFW)
This.
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I don’t bother too much about fashion myself. Life’s easier when all you wear is a steel collar. I’m never out of style because I’m never allowed out. |
Practice makes perfect. Next! |
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Many brides encounter disappointment on their wedding nights. She just needs to make the best of it and move on, I reckon. |
… but I’m hoping to elevate myself to that level, through hard work and diligent attention to Her wishes.
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Of course, bondage play is out of the question. But also unnecessary. |
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Yes. A sympathy fuck would be just awful. Don’t even think about it. |
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Don’t get frightened if your top brings out a long and detailed consent form, by the way. It’s the two-sentence versions that should worry you. |
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You can never have enough hats, gloves, slaves and shoes. |
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Travel Scrabble? |
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My secretary at work handles all my appointments too. This evening, for example, I have an appointment to wash her boyfriend’s car. |
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Well, she won’t find anything down there, believe me! Ridiculous to have to go through these sorts of inspections, even now. |
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You can use the basin in the ladies’ bathroom, if it bothers you to be seen doing the handwashing in the mens’. |
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The divine Goddess Heather, of course, whom we might have contemplated here once or twice before. |
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You’d be surprised how more effective that can be than even the most enthusiastic amateur. |
PS -just discovered this (rather excellent) post, and indeed quite a few more femdom tales by ‘Freddie’. If you like my stuff, I think you’ll like those. I do. Many of the rest of his stories feature dominant males, which for me… well, I just find it to hard to suspend disbelief when authors stray quite so far from real life as that, but I suppose it’ll rock some people’s boats.
… and every husband and man shall be laid low.
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You have to ask if you want the built-in sliding cucky drawer, though. It costs extra. |
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Divorce can be painful. |
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Also quite a lot bigger. They can still do SPH play, though. She’s kept his original one in a jar. |
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Biting’s not the worst of it. Bloody Rufus. No friend of mine. |
…of the usual sort.
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Don’t worry, she always reaches orgasm eventually. She won’t give up. |
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If you pay extra, she’ll do tease and denial too. That’s where she asks you if you’d like to come, before telling you to fuck off. |
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Actually, she does get occasional complaints. But they’re always retracted, with a heartfelt apology, before the end of the session. |
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Technology… oh dear. As if I wasn’t already obsolete enough. |
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In space, no one else can hear you scream. |