Category: implants

Where men don’t matter

One of many, many places, to be honest.

I expect she’ll hear quite a few during it, actually.
There’s probably a perfectly good and innocent explanation for his being out without permission, and he’ll have a few panicked hours trying to think of it.
A little morning ritual can be a good way for a couple to show their feelings for each other haven’t changed. My SO always slaps me, for instance.
Modern technology’s all very well, but there”ll always be a place for good old-fashioned – even medieval – traditional ways, too.
‘Harmless’ is surely something for most men to aspire to.
He actually does have a secret fetish, but he’s never told her and she wouldn’t care anyway, and it’s not as if his cock can get hard any more, so I guess the world will never find out what it is – or was.

Science fiction is something that could happen – but usually you wouldn’t want it to.

Fantasy is something that couldn’t happen – though often you only wish that it could.

More fantastical science fiction, that you wouldn’t wish to happen to your worst enemy, but you might to yourself.

And let’s finish off with some sci-fi found femdom, why not? And the slightly more vanilla follow-up.

Oh, and this as well, but it’s more conceptual than anything sexy.

A kiss on the boot

 …may be quite deferential.  But diamonds…


Double what he himself would normally have to pay, that is.  So about six times the going rate for a ‘normal’ client.  But he does get to keep the shoes and ‘normal’ clients don’t get to keep the lady, so I guess he’s ahead.




Very directly.  She’d appreciate short and truthful answers too and frankly you are likely to be gasping and crying out too much to think of (still less articulate) anything complicated.

I think she should just get on with it.  A few little buzzes and he’ll almost certainly find that he agrees with her – on this and on everything.




Probably something to do with swimming. Maybe you can ask her about it later – but I’m sure you’ll both have better ideas for how to spend your wedding night than reliving old school memories.



I think the phrase he’s looking for is “Ma’am yes Ma’am!”.


Slavish allegiance

Well, I’m… I mean they’re shoes, it’s no big… erm.  Oh all right then.

Her client minds.  But no one cares what he thinks.


Sounds complicated… I’ve forgotten the rules already.  Good thing she’s got a whip.
A lot of men are a bit resistant to having an implant, but I’ve never heard a man who had it complain, so maybe the best thing is just give it a go? 









Jeremy doesn’t complain, either. Obviously a very happy marriage.