Some more very bad attempts to create magazine covers. Just ignore me and I’ll probably stop doing this, out of embarassment, sooner or later.
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Some more very bad attempts to create magazine covers. Just ignore me and I’ll probably stop doing this, out of embarassment, sooner or later.
These ladies like to emphasise them.
For the avoidance of doubt, I am sure that in real life Goddess Lady Skotia plays safely and delightfully, so the widow’s fascinator (such a lovely word) is just part of the outfit. And she does look very fetching in it.
Miss Chambers from Cruella a long time ago… such a pretty nose.
It’s the best sort…
…and two extras, why not, both inspired by a recent post by the femdom blogger-in-chief, Paltego on Femdom Resource.
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Actually, the silver brushes are worse – just ask your future father-in-law while you’re doing chores. |
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It’s not fair to expect her to whip you every time something needs doing, now, is it? |
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It’s good they’re talking about money, though: many couples don’t and it can lead to a lot of pain in their relationships. |
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He thought that a biology-class themed session would be all about sex, but instead he’s learning lots of useful facts. |
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I find that having a pair of electrodes nestling lovingly against my skin helps keep me closely in touch with her feelings. I wouldn’t have it any other way, even if I could. |
Grand, epic, homicidal.
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Armpit Fetishist Monthly is just another example of the decline of traditional media, another fine publication swept away by the Internet. I recall their cookery page with particular affection. |
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My office established a system of disciplinary procedures for inappropriate sexual activity. Which to my mind is just having your cake and eating it too… or would be, were I allowed cake. |
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I’m thinking of paella – perhaps a nice Rioja to go with it? And maybe Roger might like to try bastinado, in keeping with the Spanish theme. |
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With luck, she’ll take up chewing gum obsessively. |
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Love hurts and so does she. |