True, that. I’ve experienced a lot of pain in my relationships with women and I can only hope and pay for more in the years to come.
|I just hate feeling useless…
|Actually, the little hole can be opened up wider. But not for food.
|Pookles is beginning to wonder whether he should put his foot down in this relationship. Or just throw himself on the floor and scream uncontrollably.
|Don’t try to understand women’s sexuality. It’s more complex and subtle than the male variety.
|Maybe she’ll let you kiss her feet afterwards, before dragging yourself from her presence.
And a little bit of found femdom for you. This is the webcomic Fluffy Bunny, which seems to be quite old but I had not encountered before. Mostly it’s a bit too cute for my tastes, but I did like this one:
It’s the only sort I get.
|Interestingly, adult babies and other submissive employees are explicitly excluded from the provisions of the staff handbook relating to discrimination, bullying and abuse.|
|It also means she has two boxes of chocolates to throw away instead of one.|
|The rest of the room is decorated in the same style.|
|Many men would pay a lot of money for that sort of experience. Not all their money, as he will, admittedly. But a lot.|
|Phew. I was beginning to think I was going to have to get through this alone. Talking about how sexually frustrated I feel, with a bunch of other men, is going to help a lot.|
Gladly or otherwise.
|I never want to be more than two paces behind… for the rest of my life.|
|I hate having to disturb her when she’s working. But I can’t just take money from her purse without permission, so…|
|Tony gets steak and chips… not fair, I say. But then he does have a night of vigorous sexual activity ahead of him, so I suppose he needs the calories.|
|Sometimes they get a babysitter, but if they’re not going out until 7.30 or so, it’s easier just to put Paul to bed half an hour early. I mean it’s not like anything can go wrong, with his mittens fastened to the sides of the cucky-drawer.|
|Aparently, a lot of condemned prisoners have women writing to them offering sex. I don’t think that’s going to happen to him, though.|
Because dreams are made of this.
|And if she isn’t free, your daughter’s got lots of other friends who could step in.|
|Did you have something better to do? No? Well then.|
|That half a day’s going to drag a bit. I hate not really having anything to do, you know?|
|Those two extra legs make all the diference. Insects don’t usually have such big fangs too.|
|Could be a career breakthrough here. Make yourself valuable to stars like Gigi Allens and who knows where you might go?|
|Maybe just for the company?|
|And work slowly around the rest of your body.|
|There’s something comforting about a collar.|
|Yeah. He’ll have been fine. Probably. Anyway, that’s not really the point of the story, you know?|
|Oh go on – try the chat-up line anyway, why not?|
…well, the subtle post headers don’t seem to attract as much traffic as the more literal ones, so I thought I’d try a different tack. On with the show:
|Well, at least she hasn’t invited her boyfriend over like the last one.|
|Genies… just when they think they’ve seen it all, they can still be surprised, huh?|
|I think an important lesson will be learned here, don’t you?|
|Don’t worry, she’s recently taken an advanced-level course in pain management. She’s really good at it.|
|Could you get some milk as well? Thanks, you’re a treasure.|