Lady Darla, there, one of many reasons to visit Warsaw – and stay there indefinitely.
That was my SO’s advice to me, soon after we married. As with all her advice, following it has made my life a lot easier.
|And if at first she doesn’t succeed, no harm in trying again.
|Thank goodness someone’s there to keep up standards.
|Don’t worry – she’ll be keeping an eye on the situation, via the livestream. She’ll step in if she decides it’s all too much.
|I suppose it’s polite to ask, but really she should just make herself at home.
|He looks pretty trustworthy to me. You’ll be fine. Just think about something else for 20 minutes.
|No, she’s not particular. Well…she is, obviously. Just not about that sort of thing.
|She’s definitely going to go down there and check he’s OK, though. There’s just something she needs to do first, that’s all.
|Actually, in context that word made perfect sense. Just like the words “worm”, “pervert” and “weirdo” in the various contexts she used them in your last performance review.
|Good practice for tomorrow. Sven’s a bit larger – and I imagine his brothers are similar.
|Lucy doesn’t mind. She’s nice like that.
|Easier just to run the sessions in parallel, you might think. And if anyone paid the slightest attention to what you thought, maybe you’d be right, but they don’t so you’re not.
|Then later on, you can clean up the sticky messes upstairs too. Probably won’t taste as nice, so make the most of this bit.
Especially for all those readers who’ve been clamouring for captions of femdom in realistic, domestic settings – another post featuring fairytales and magic. What can I say… if you’re not into being treated with contempt, don’t read the blog, yeah?
|Story of my life… I start chatting to a pretty young lady and it’s going well, then up comes some handsome stud and I just get crushed underfoot and my sticky, bloody remains fed to the pigeons. Happens. Every. Single. Time.
|It’s lucky the castle has facilities to contain a wild beast securely. In fact, I’ve heard it has capacity for several, so you’ll be perfectly safe.
|She’s not good at small-talk, but I’m sure that when she meets the Prince that won’t be an obstacle to their romance blossoming.
|Occasionally you’ll spend an hour or so being only eight inches long – tall, I mean. But you need to practice holding your breath before she’ll try that.
|Don’t worry, she’ll look after you.
As no doubt the quote from a nineteenth century novel in the title will have forewarned you, Contemplating the Divine once again takes a step back to the gentler, but no less unkind, femdom of regency days*. It was one of the first themes ever to feature on the blog, and remains to this day one of the most thoroughly unpopular, with few if any readers ever having a good word to say about it. But then if I got off on compliments, I wouldn’t be a humiliation freak, now, would I?
Either that, or I’m too stupid to take a hint. Whatever… here come the hot chicks in empire-line dresses yet again.
* and before anyone rushes to comment that at least some of these scenes are clearly from the early Victorian period, I should point out that I am – of course – using ‘Regency’ to indicate a general focus on period drama and costumes, rather than strictly confining the topics to the years between 1811 and 1820. OK? Goodness, femdom porn sites like Bitches with Whips or StraponSquad don’t pay so much attention to these historical details, I’m sure, and I don’t suppose they get that kind of abuse.
I shot an arrow in the air; she fell to earth in Berkely Square. Warning: safe for work and unrelated.
|I’ll confess to anything because I’m guilty guilty guilty!
|As long as there’s wi-fi.
|Don’t be so suspicious.
|“Isn’t that silly” is a phrase I used to hear a lot on dates, oddly enough.
|It’s good to feel useful, now there’s nothing to do but hang around the house all day. I’m worried we might run out of toilet paper, though. Goodness knows what we’d do, then.
|When I look at her, something about her gaze reminds me of my SO. And the woman in the picture looks like someone I know, too.
|They do such a fine job: still delivering healthcare and anti-rape services to the nation despite all the financial cuts
|Remember femdom rule number one: never engage in unsafe activities like really pissing your domme off.
|I’ve heard there’s a game called Prison Architect but I’ll bet it doesn’t have as many options as this.
|Actually, though, cigarette ash is low-calorie, fat free and even vegan. So it can be a very healthy part of a diet, mixed together with other foodstuffs, which is exactly how I take it.
|Not much of a twist in the storyline in that caption I’ll admit, but sometimes the expression is just, perfectly right.
|And they say romance is dead.
|Watch out for the bottom-pinchers.
|If they manage to catch him and chain him up again, I expect they’ll work out their anger together.
|Don’t be afraid to give in to your feelings, Diana. Do not try to fight who you are.