I shot an arrow in the air; she fell to earth in Berkely Square. Warning: safe for work and unrelated.
|I’ll confess to anything because I’m guilty guilty guilty!|
|As long as there’s wi-fi.|
|Don’t be so suspicious.|
|“Isn’t that silly” is a phrase I used to hear a lot on dates, oddly enough.|
|It’s good to feel useful, now there’s nothing to do but hang around the house all day. I’m worried we might run out of toilet paper, though. Goodness knows what we’d do, then.|