


So, after all these years of being told that football’s just a silly game in which a bunch of moronic boys chase a ball around in a field and surely I’m not asking to be allowed to put the ironing off just to watch that nonsense, apparently it’s a remarkable display of female skill, grace and power. Who knew? Well, my SO did, obviously, and now I do because she’s told me and that’s that.
Personally I’m not so much interested in the football itself as in the players’ muddy boots and sweaty socks in the fact that we are now officially all allowed to cheer ourselves silly(er) for a team called ‘The Lionesses’. That I do like, rather a lot.
It’s coming home. Unless the Lionesses lose on Sunday, obviously, in which case it’s going somewhere else. [UPDATE: They did. It is.]
Anyway, back to the depressing porn.
I have posted this before, but ‘too few’ is always the number of times I have done that, so here’s the lovely Mistress Vixen playing the piano.
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Time for a chivalrous gesture. |
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No regrets. What you never have, you cannot lose. |
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Oh dear. Let’s hope he’s not too rough with her. |
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Only a few. She has more. |
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Many stepdaughters find the arrival of a new parent uncomfortable. Looks like she’s found a way to deal with that discomfort; indeed transfer it to you. |
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If it’s important, it’s worth discussing properly, right? |
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The weird thing is, he had his tonsils out when he was a kid. Must have grown back, I suppose. Things sometimes do, you know. |
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Probably she’ll just be lying in bed later, trying to get to sleep, and it’ll just pop into her head, just like that. Or in the morning. Whatever. |
Speaking of subjective opinions, I’d be interested in any thoughts on Blogger/Blogspot’s new policy of requiring sign-in for adult-themed blogs like this (I’ve personally always thought that it’s best described as childish and immature rather than adult, but there you go…). I hadn’t even noticed, as I’m permanently logged in, but a commenter on my mirror Tumblr site let me know.
You’re the wrong people to ask, really, because by definition you’re here so it hasn’t stopped you. But it seems from Internet chatter to have happened around the start of February and my traffic stats do seem to have dropped in half, overnight.
Hmm. It’s not too bad. Many people have Google IDs and some won’t even notice, like me. But it’s a shame if new people cannot get here from search engines and suchlike. I looked into alternative places to blog a few years back, when there was a threat to block adult blogs entirely, and I set up my Tumblr site but I cannot move fully there because (a) it doesn’t allow nakedness and although unlike many adult blogs, I rarely feature fully undressed ladies, this blog has never had a problem with images of males in the natural animal state in which the Goddess created them, their vulnerable flesh reddening under a whip or goose-pimpling as they engage in vigorous productive outdoor activity on a crisp winter morning in the snow. Sorry, where was I? Oh yes: (b) Tumblr is basically a clip or photo-sharing site. I need a blank sheet of paper to write stuff; I still occasionally write stories and so on. Tumblr is more like a social media ‘feed’ but this blog – like its author – is hopelessly stuck in the past and I want a web page people come to and ‘read’.
Any thoughts?
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It’s your own fault: what you get for abusing her kindheartedness. |
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Good thing they had the bat with them. They usually bring it along on their walks, though – just in case it might come in handy. |
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…and so on. Sounds like it might become rather repetitive. I hope you don’t get too bored. |
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Oddly, though, the client she still calls ‘Mr Superglue’ became a regular, after he left hospital. Subs, eh? You think you know how weird they’re going to be but they’re always twice as weird again. |
…it’s the best sort.
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Some wives can be so possessive… probably best to humour her. Maybe she’ll get it out of her system some day. |
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Looks like she needs to make a choice. You’re her husband, that should count for something, surely? |
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Wouldn’t want it to be too easy. |
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After a busy day’s housework I once asked my SO what she’d do without me – I mean, I can’t imagine her doing the ironing or the washing up! “Get another one, just like last time”, apparently. |
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Well, I’m glad she had a proper massage. My own masseur seemed to have entirely the wrong idea about what I was after – left me feeling quite stiff and sore, to be honest. |
Don’t proceed past this point if you’re offended by implicit sexual imagery.
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Some women won’t even let men know they’re upset. I’m glad she’s being so forthright. |
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I think she’d be good at humiliation play, don’t you? She could build on her knowledge of real clients who want real sex – and draw a few sharp comparisons. |
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It’s a natural gift. That and practice. And a lot of Gaviscon, if I’m honest with myself. |
Actually, this reminds me of yet another depressing contrast between fantasy and reality I encountered in one of the very first times I sessioned with a domme, having been too nervous to do so, for many years. (NB: don’t be like this guy! Contact a domme! It’ll be lovely; she’ll be lovely!). With the wonderful lady, now retired, who stars as ‘Mistress Valerie’ in my early stories. ANY-way, so back then she smoked (then she gave up – clever, strong Mistress). So I did the human ashtray thing – wow, yeah, ash flicked into my mouth! Oh the humiliation! And then she gave me a near-finished cigarette butt to eat, and eager Servitor chewed and swallowed and… and… spent the remaining hour of that two hour session, with stomach churning, heart racing from the nicotine and generally feeling like he would soooo rather be somewhere else. Oh well. Did it once. Thank you, Mistress.
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No, I just wanted to spend a few more seconds staring into those eyes… |
Don’t you know I’m caught in a trap?
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Any specific plans? Or just an early night… that would probably be best, actually, so you’re all ready in the morning. |
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But the diet doesn’t have to be healthy all the time, either. She likes to mix and match, so to speak. Femdom’s all about choices: having them, denying them, whatever. |
The lovely, wise and occasionally delightfully cross Ella Kross.
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Or even a bit longer if she needs it… it’s traditional for a bride to arrive a little late, keeping her anxious groom waiting at the altar. |
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Wherever she goes, but on all fours and two paces behind, I hope. |
…cut me down with words so cruel
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Many men just don’t appreciate how painful high-heeled shoes can be. |
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There’s a place near me that does them ready-stomped. Very wide range of toppings too. |
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I hope her arm’s not getting tired, the poor thing. I think someone’s doing all the work in this relationship. |
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She has great influencing skills. |
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Yes, but apart from that…? |
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Oh dear, not again. You’d think she’d have learnt to be more careful by now. |
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Respect is very important in a marriage. |
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Young people in love can be so romantic… let’s hope he gets out of their way quickly. |