… for the cameras and the girls (trigger warning: no femdom, big hair, old-fashioned music from when Servitor was young, if such a thing can be imagined).
|Many men just don’t appreciate how painful high-heeled shoes can be.
|There’s a place near me that does them ready-stomped. Very wide range of toppings too.
|I hope her arm’s not getting tired, the poor thing. I think someone’s doing all the work in this relationship.
|She has great influencing skills.
|Yes, but apart from that…?
|Hmm? Oh. Sure.
|I don’t see why she would be so sure of that. Just on this occasion he’s the expert, after all.
|It’s hardly their fault – boys break so easily, just when it’s starting to get fun.
|That’s the thing about crush fetish play – it’s only fun for a short time.
|‘Squeakity’ indeed! I’d like to point out that I’m actually speaking perfectly normally, just in a very high pitch and with a lot of hysterical shrieking and pleading.|
|I’ve occasionally wondered what I’d do with all the money, if I won the lottery. I suppose if it ever actually happened, she’d tell me soon enough, though.|
|It’s perfectly normal. Don’t worry about a thing: you have a long life ahead of you.|
|She always finds it quite upsetting when this happens. She’s actually a very nice person – I don’t know why she stays with him.|
|Or even better news. Depending on what your kink is.|
|She’s right (she always is) – we men should be able to stand up for ourselves. Being able to sit down without wincing would be nice, too.|
|He still has two more wishes, of course. If only the ladies could understand his squeaking… I wonder what they would be?|
|They have a very Special Relationship.|
|Oh well. Being beaten by Simon’s no fun, but there’ll be other guests who want a go too, so…|
|Of course, it’s not just about penis length. Girth matters too.|
|Crush fetish again!|
|Oh. OK. (Damn!)|
* Now come on, EditorDomme! Is there another fetish blog anywhere on the Internet that knows the difference between complementary and complimentary? As you know I take (and ocasionally receive) a lot of pains over my grammar. I could of just written any old rubbish, but I choose my words with care.
Note: due to technical incompetence out of my control, I don’t have a good record of which captions I posted between July and October this year (and I am not looking through all the blog posts to check…). So any males reading this who see a caption they’ve seen here before can do some work, for once in their lazy, feckless lives, and let me know in the comments.
|Actually, I think her levels of married bliss have never been higher.|
|Have you noticed their expressions? I don’t think they’re going to argue about this. Sometimes couples already really know what needs to be done – the role of the external expert is just to help them open up about it to each other.|
|He does still participate in rapes from time to time, though. Just in a different role.|
|That kind of bitchy behaviour is quite unusual in OWK, actually. Generally, the ladies work within a supportive and positive team culture. It’s about mutual respect in the workplace, basically.|
Always better to get someone else to do it for you, either a professional or an enthusiastic amateur. That way you’ll get a proper job done.
|Don’t worry about the bruises. Most clients like them.|
|It’s not your fault. I’m sure she won’t be taking it out on you.|
|I usually find that a short discussion is enough, but often she wants to go into things at much greater length.|
|Don’t worry – most men experience depression post-castration. But do you know what? No one gives a shit. So that’s OK.|
|That reminds me, one of my girlfriends used to have a pet name for me: cockroach.|
|Huh! And she accuses you of being a gadget freak! Never goes anywhere without that remote, these days.|
|So much more fun than silly old ‘naughty maid’. And the marks last a lot longer too.|
|Frankly, I think it’s a bit lazy not to do it herself. Ooops – you won’t tell her I said that?|
|I was reading the crush version of Metamorphosis the other day. It’s shorter than Kafka’s original.|
Tender loving cruelty, that is.
|Let’s hope the helpline gets back to her quickly. She doesn’t want a suffocated corpse lying around her flat – again.|
|Not that it really matters.|
|Men who find it difficult to see their wives’ points of view should try it – it’s amazing what a few hours of agony can do.|
|Oh no. Not Sarah. Not again. That’s just not fair. Maybe you should say something?|
|Thought I’d moved on, didn’t you? Oh no. She haunts my dreams…and my hard drive.|