May the Lady make us truly thankful

‘Squeakity’ indeed!  I’d like to point out that I’m actually speaking perfectly normally, just in a very high pitch and with a lot of hysterical shrieking and pleading.

My SO found out once that I’d taken out a book on lock-picking.  She over-reacted completely – as usual! – and after a long and sometimes difficult evening ‘discussing’ it, I had to take it back the very next day.  The librarian was quite pleased: she said there was a long waiting list for it.  All men.

I’ve occasionally wondered what I’d do with all the money, if I won the lottery. I suppose if it ever actually happened, she’d tell me soon enough, though.

It’s perfectly normal. Don’t worry about a thing: you have a long life ahead of you.
She always finds it quite upsetting when this happens.  She’s actually a very nice person – I don’t know why she stays with him.

0 thoughts on “May the Lady make us truly thankful”

  1. So if I've got this right, that phone belongs to a Mr John Lewis. Can we expect to see these devices in our local department stores soon, I ask myself?????

  2. Oh now come on, Freddie, it's a perfectly common name. You think he hasn't had people pointing that out all his life, poor chap? He's facing a difficult enough time of it over the next few days without having that flung in his face too.

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