Yes, it’s the latest in the increasing desperate series of posts using titles from songs that somehow include a version of the word ‘turn’. It’s driving me mad, just another way of passing the day.
As in ‘turning points‘.
Turn it on again
Category: dildo
Angels and devils
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| My SO hates being accused of cruelty – she’d rather be thanked for it. |
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| Maybe Susie will call you – you know, to even the score? |
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| It’s odd seeing your own cock, scaled up by 300%. Odder still to feel it. |
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| Honestly, does it really matter? I mean, the script doesn’t specify exactly what it is, so it’s hardly going to affect the finished production. |
The lovely ladies of Cruella, of course. Enjoying the balmy English summertime, there.
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| The needle looks a little scary, but really don’t worry: it’s nothing compared to the other stuff that’s planned. |
Good harmful fun
…and nothing wrong with that.
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| They take pain management very seriously. |
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| It’s best to double-check these things. I’ve been on at least two dates which ended up in an argument relating to a confusion between inches and centimetres – and on one of them my so-called ‘date’ actually beat me up. |
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| Obviously, we should be trying to encourage more women to go into STEM subjects. Because technical progress and science are important – so best not left to morons. |
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| That’s a relief. I was worried. |
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| It just shows I’m a red-hot lurrve machine, surely? |
