Excruciatingly pleasurable

Why bring up painful old memories?  She seems nice… maybe it’s time for a fresh start?
Oddly enough, I never experienced corporal punishment as a child.  My SO says we have to make up for lost time, and she’s probably right.  She usually is.

Why do my dates always end up like this?

 

Traditional country sports went through a bit of a low patch in the years between the Foxhunting (Prohibition) Act and the Sexual Offences (Remedial and Preventative Measures) Act, but they’re now more popular than ever, even though men aren’t allowed to take part.  As riders, I mean.







Oh dear.  She’s right, you know.  I am a very, very bad person. Fortunately, this very evening I am visiting someone to whom I have given a lot of money to beat me for my sins.  So that’s all right.

Repent at leisure

My repentence, her leisure.

I often suffer from pain during my SO’s sexual activity.  Usually in the same room, but not always.  Her reaching orgasm sometimes brings relief from the pain – temporarily at any rate – I’m glad to say.
Visiting a domme can be a very spiritual experience.
Oh well.  No real harm done
 The lovely Divine Mistress Heather, who in real life I am sure always makes sure her slaves get exactly the voltage they need: neither more nor (most certainly) less.
See?  She’s not a vicious, unfeeling sadist at all.  She’s a considerate, empathetic sadist.  They’re the worst.
The one on the back’s quite long. I was told it describes in detail the ways I am blessed.


Goldilocks and the three dominatrices

Once upon a time there were three dominatrices who lived
together in a large BDSM facility in the woods. 
There was a Daddy Dominatrix: a butch lesbian with cropped hair and
copious tattoos who loved wearing biker gear. 
There was a Mummy Dominatrix: a large lady with a deceptively sweet
smile, a firm attitude and a strong right arm. 
And there was Baby Dominatrix: a blonde blue-eyed innocent with an angelic smile and
very expensive tastes – along with a wide repertoire to ensure that men paid
for them.

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Not everyone’s idea of what a BDSM facility should look like, I suppose, but stereotypes are there to be challenged.

One day the dominatrices were preparing for the sessions
each had booked for the day.  Daddy Dominatrix was going to burn the BDSM symbol into one of her client’s buttocks
– she had just started the furnace to get the brand to the necessary red heat,
but it would take an half hour to warm up. 
Mummy Dominatrix had a mouth-soaping session planned but she needed the
bar of astringent ivory soap to melt in a bowl of warm water into a gooey mass,
and that would take half an hour too. Baby Dominatrix had nothing to prepare,
but she never started a session on time, believing her pay-pigs deserved to
wait before being allowed into her presence, so she had half an hour – if not
longer – as well.  

 So Daddy Dominatrix
attached some heavy clamps to the testicles of her client and left him chained
to her branding table, Mummy Dominatrix secured her client tightly away with
strict instructions not to release his enema into his big squashy nappy before
she returned, Baby Dominatrix strode past her kneeling client without a look or
a word and the three dominatrices went out for a walk.

While they were out walking, who should happen upon their
house but Goldilocks.  Now Goldilocks was
a sissy: all golden curls, frills and lacy underwear and he came mincing along
the path, where he had been out picking flowers.  Seeing the door ajar, he pushed at it and
entered.

The first thing he saw was a row of boots and shoes.  Goldilocks looked at the first set of
boots.  They were Daddy Dominatrix’s
heavy ‘Dr. Martens’ boots, hobnailed and made for stomping and kicking – of which over time, they had done so much they were rather scuffed.  Goldilocks took a quick lick but the leather
felt rough on his tongue so he moved along. 
The next pair of shoes were Mummy Dominatrix’s sensible court shoes that she wore for governess scenes.  A
one inch heel gave just enough of a clickity-clack when Mummy Dominatrix walked
in them for her clients to thrill to the approaching no-nonsense
discipline.  These were much more to
Goldilocks’s taste, so he started licking avidly, before he noticed the
footwear next to them.  It was a pair
of little pink leather boots, high-heeled with glistening eyelets, red leather
laces and little hearts picked out in sparking crystal on the uppers.  Goldilocks took one of them in his hands and
sniffed rapturously.  The delicate smell
of female sweat wafted from the interior and Goldilocks hurriedly bent down to
plant a flurry of kisses and licks across the second boot, while lifting his
skirt so that his insistently erect penis could come into contact with the soft
pink leather of the first.  In less than a minute one
of the boots was covered with spittle, while on the other a thick splattering
of semen showed where Goldilocks had reached his temporary heaven.

You want a picture of the boots?  Sure.  Enjoy.  Oh, sorry – were you hoping for one of the other pairs?



Feeling exhausted after coming so hard, Goldilocks went
upstairs looking for a bed in which to lie down.  The first bedroom he visited was Daddy
Dominatrix’s (although Baby Dominatrix often joined her there): decked out in
black, with occult symbols and heavy metal album covers tacked to the wall, it
terrified Goldilocks even before he saw the shackles attached to each heavily
carved post of the bed, so he slammed the door and moved on.  The second bedroom he visited belonged to Mummy
Dominatrix, although she herself did not actually sleep there.  In this bedroom, pink was the dominant theme,
with fluffy rabbits decorating the walls and a large teddy bear in the
corner.  Only a rack on the wall on which
tawses, paddle and canes hung, beneath a sign reading “Mummy knows best”,
detracted from the soft cuddly atmosphere. 
The ‘bed’ was a giant cot, with rubber sheets and bars that not only
formed the sides bout could also fold over to make a fully enclosed space.
Goldilocks loved it and was just about to climb into the cot and snuggle down
when he heard a groan.  Looking around,
he saw the teddy bear shaking slightly and making incoherent pleading sounds.  Not stopping to investigate (which was just
as well because inside the bear the enema was about to be released after all, despite Mummy Dominatrix’s strict instructions,) he fled this strange room as well.   

Giant Teddy Bear | Large Teddy Bear | Huge Teddy Bear
This is Trevor. He’s a forty-eight year-old procurement manager for a large engineering firm, from Swansea.  He’s not actually named in the story but he’s an interesting guy: enjoys snowboarding, collects original turn of the century newspaper prints and volunteers as a local fireman. But today he’s just this.  And a bit stinky.

The third room, though, took his breath
away.  In a room fit for a princess, decked
out in the finest silks, the large circular bed in the centre could have
accommodated seven people (and occasionally did, but not to sleep – only one
person ever slept there, as she preferred her sexual partners to
distribute themselves on the floor around the bed when they had served their
purpose).  A rack of shoes contained what
must have been a hundred pairs: Manolos, Jimmy Choos, Blahniks, Louboutins… many of
them seemingly never worn.  Then Goldilocks
pulled at a handle on the wall and swooned as a clothes rack glided silently
out, offering to Goldilocks’s delighted eyes more dresses than he could count,
all from the world’s top designers.  A
second rack contained nothing but fur coats of the richest sable and mink – and
there were three more handles betokening couturial delights to come.

Can a girl have too many shoes?  Baby Dominatrix might graciously permit you to help her find out, if you ask very respectfully and demonstrate your worth to her.


Goldilocks was tempted to play dress-up but decided he’d
enjoy it more after a nap, so he stroked a hand across the flawless satin of
the bed and prepared to rest.  However,
he felt the first stirrings of another erection and decided he’d sleep even
better after another good hard wank. He remembered seeing a laundry basked at
the head of the stairs and – being a nasty, perverted little creature – went to
see what he could find.

The first pair of underwear he drew out belonged to Daddy
Dominatrix.  Undecorated – except for the
stains from a particularly heavy period – they had little to attract Goldilocks
so he threw them straight to the ground. 
The second was a pair of Mummy Dominatrix’s bloomers, which were rather
more to Goldilocks’s taste, but alarmingly large and anyway by now he was
getting the idea, so he dropped those too and rummaged around in the hope that
the lucky dip would once again come up trumps on the third attempt.  And it did. 
The delicate silk panties that Goldilocks found himself holding in a
shaking hand were finer than he had ever seen. 
His own tastes tending towards the lacy, he generally bought tacky
over-the-top sissy stuff from a catalogue aimed at perverts like himself.  But these were the real deal. As lacy as
anything Goldilocks owned yet also impossibly tasteful, the panties represented
a new peak in Goldilocks’s sexual experience. They belonged, of course, to Baby
Dominatrix, who had tossed them into the basket after an auction among an increasing
frantic group of bidders had failed to produce enough revenue for her to feel
that the winning bidder deserved actually to receive the panties, although of
course he was still permitted the honour of paying for the privilege of being
denied them.

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I’ve heard from quite a few readers that you would really, really like to see a picture of the laundry basket full of the ladies’ used underwear.  So here it is. Enjoy… perverts.

Goldilocks took barely an instant to crack one out into Baby
Dominatrix’s used panties, then sighed happily and let them too drop to the floor. Then he headed,
exhausted but content, back to the bedroom.  He drew the curtains so it would be dark (thus raising and instantly dashing
the hopes of the line of kneeling men below, each clutching his envelope
stuffed with cash and gazing hopefully up at the window), lay down and
stretched out luxuriously on the satin sheets, then almost immediately fell into a blissful slumber.

Soon enough the three dominatrices returned from their walk,
eager to begin their delayed sessions (except for Baby Dominatrix, who had
decided she did not feel like working today, so was going to send her clients
away with an imperious gesture).  The
first thing that caught their eyes was the messed-up row of footwear by the
kitchen wall.  “Someone’s been licking my
boots” growled Daddy Dominatrix suspiciously. 
“Goodness – someone’s been licking my governess shoes!” tsked Mummy
Dominatrix and reached instinctively for her hairbrush.  “And somebody’s been licking my eleventh-best pair of pink boots – and they’ve jizzed all over them!” wailed
Baby Dominatrix.

The three dominatrices stormed upstairs, barely believing
that any of their clients would have dared to commit such a sacrilege but
determined nonetheless to find and deal with the culprit.  At the top of the stairs, though, they
stopped in their tracks at the sight of three pairs of underwear strewn on the
floor.  Daddy Dominatrix frowned.
“Someone’s been sniffing my panties” she grumbled, and slapped a fist
menacingly into the palm of her hand. 
“Oh how dreadful – some naughty little so-and-so has been sniffing my
bloomers” Mummy Dominatrix gasped “What a dreadful little boy!” Baby
Dominatrix extended an elegant finger to point at a scrunched up pink shape on the floor, in which the folds
were gently hardening. “Look!  Someone’s been sniffing mine and decided to jerk
off in them too – and he didn’t even pay!” she gasped in horror.

Daddy Dominatrix flung open her bedroom door.  “Well, at least no one’s been sleeping in my
bed” she said in relief, winking at Baby Dominatrix who just tossed her head
coquettishly.  Mummy Dominatrix opened
the nursery door, but quickly slammed it shut again, as a familiar smell wafted
out. “No one’s sleeping in the cot either” she reported, “but SOMEONE has made
a big mess in his nappy and Mummy is VERY CROSS INDEED!” A moan of fear came
from behind the nursery door but the three dominatrices paid no attention, because
heavy snoring was coming from Baby Dominatrix’s boudoir.  There, in the middle of the satin bed,
despoiling it with his very existence, lay a fat balding man, in a tacky sissy
dress.  A golden curly wig had slipped
from his head.  “Someone’s been sleeping
in my bed” whispered Baby Dominatrix with cold fury. “And when he wakes up,
he’ll wish he’d never been born!”

And she was right.

I expect you’re wondering how three dominatrices ended up in the rural idyll described here.  After all, professional domination does tend to be an urban pursuit.  In fact, the cottage doesn’t belong to them but instead to a rich local landowner, pictured above.  He arranged a session some years back with Mummy Dominatrix and she liked the place so much she decided to stay.  They let him keep his own room, of course – until Baby Dominatrix decided it would be better suited to being a walk-in shoe closet. But he still has use of the garden, as you can see.

The next night
“No – no please it’s much too large” Goldilocks shrieked,
tied to Daddy Dominatrix’s bed.  But
Daddy Dominatrix just laughed and slowly, remorselessly penetrated Goldilocks’s
desperately stretched anus with ever firmer pelvic thrusts of her giant black
dildo.

The night after that

“No – no please, it’s much too small” Goldilocks sobbed.  But Mummy Dominatrix just laughed, briskly
removed the ice water towel and firmly fastened the narrow steel tube around
Goldilocks’s frozen, shrivelled cock.

The night after that.



“Oh yes” laughed Baby Dominatrix.  “That’s just right” and she silently
handed Goldilocks the keyboard, so he could authorise her to drain every last
penny from his bank accounts.

And the rest of their lives
So the three dominatrices lived happily ever after.  And they never saw Goldilocks again.  In fact, no one ever did.  Clients visiting the BDSM facility
occasionally reported a bald, scared-looking house slave scurrying from one
menial task to another – but no curly golden-haired moppet.  Mummy Dominatrix even started allowing her
little boys to mess their nappies now she had a little helper, and Daddy
Dominatrix offered scat play for the same reason.  

And as for Baby Dominatrix? Ah, dear reader, to find out
about her life and doings you’ll have to subscribe to her premium service,
I am afraid.  And that is a whole other
story – and quite an expensive one!



I just thought that after reading so much about him, you’d like to see a picture of Goldilocks.  Here he is.

Feminine tuition


 

Just go with it, Robert.  See where it takes you.
He’ll be genius-level.  And that’s just the first batch.
Unlike many dominant ladies, my own SO quite enjoys it when I disagree with her.  Says she finds it stimulating – I do too.

There are some very responsible positions available. Of course, George would have to serve his time as a tampon boy, but do a good job there for a few years and the sky’s the limit.

She’s doing the scene a real service.

Boys will be toys

Maybe I’m just hungry… I expect she’d say that’s because she’s feeding me too often.
Lots of men find it quite hard to turn a woman on, sexually, but if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a real hard-core sadist, you’ll probably find that just doing whatever comes naturally pushes all her buttons in just the right way.
And she’s having sex for both of you now, so it’s quite a lot of work.




Nasty words can leave an unpleasant taste in the mouth.








Bob’s shortlisted for an Oscar, I understand, now.  If he wins, I wonder if he’ll put the credit where it is due in his acceptance speech?  Behind every successful man, they say…

Our youngers and betters

I suppose it never hurts to go through things again, just to make sure.  Well… I don’t mean it never actually hurts – obviously it does hurt – I just mean…. oh , you know.




The longer it goes on, the longer his pleasureable anticipation, I suppose.
I wonder what she has planned for the evening.  For you, that is.
Aww… is there a little furry… hairy, leggy, fangy.. friend in there with you? Or several.
You, by contrast, can easily go quite badly wrong.  But you’ll know when you do.


When a boy loves a woman

He’d give up all his comforts and sleep out in the rain, if she said that’s the way it ought to be.


Free healthcare?
Perhaps you could charm her into giving you a free drink.
Any man complaining about how frustrated he feels in chastity is just missing the point.  Still: the wives are involved now, so things should get back on track.
Music has charms.  So does she.
No rush.  He can stay like that for a long time.  Let’s talk through those options.

Sometimes there are no words

No, sometimes there are no words.

Even those of us who write, who publish our words on the Internet, who drive ourselves to comment and opine on every passing Internet fad… We joke, we comment, everything is merely grist for more layers of irony and context.  Yet sometimes even we see something about which there’s nothing to say.  Our words rest unsaid in our mouths, our fingers tap reflexively on the keyboard but no keys are pressed. What could we say?

No words I could write could add to the power of this image. They could only cheapen it: interpreting a picture that cannot have any meaning beyond itself.

Sometimes there are no words of meaning, there is mere description, categorisation.  So let me try.




Debbie Harry in a gymslip.


Debbie Harry.  

In a gymslip.


This blog is complete .  It should end on that note.  That would be fitting.  That would be right. 

It will carry on, of course it will.  But after this, everything will be mere shadows and echoes.

Debbie Harry… in a gymslip.

There are no more words.






Brutal loving care

Silly, really, to get rid of stock that’s hardly even damaged, but that’s their policy.

Often, when smokers give up, they undertake some symbolic act of renunciation: crushing the cigarette pack beneath their shoes, for example, or just throwing it onto a fire.  Something like that might be worth trying too, to make clear all that nonsense is in your past, now.

Not sure about the colour swatches, though. I think the traditional dark grey is still best.
I expect they just didn’t get the original joke.  Try explaining it more slowly.


And they say porn doesn’t really cause any harm…


Boss ladies

I understand in most modern social media platforms it’s just one of the standard tickboxes when you sign up.  Of course, you can always choose “Don’t like to say” or “It’s complicated!”

A really skilled domme can plant a billiard ball right up a slave’s anus from the far side of the table.



If it’s any consolation, the male warders are all very nice indeed, as long as the inmates are nice to them.






Love’s often not enough.






When they called the next day, she had a glass of wine and a vibrator ready. You know: just to help her cope with the trauma.
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