Category: Books and bookwomen

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking

So in the interests of spreading heterodox ideas – or just helping males to think at all, quite frankly – I am sharing with you these publishers’ flyers for upcoming publications. No idea when they will be published so, if any take your fancy, just keep an eye out for them in your local bookshop, porn outlet or paper recycling centre.

Apologies to Paltego of Femdom Resource for faking a short review by him on the ‘dominatrix memoir’*. Unlike much fakery on the Internet these days, it’s easy to tell this isn’t real: it’s on this blog.

And to Mistress Eleise too for the same thing. But then, if I apologised to her for every occasion on which I have taken her name in vain, I’d be doing a lot of apologising. As I do, but normally I pay for the privilege. I have actually had a few chances to express my deep contrition to her in person (not for this, but for ‘smirking’, which offended her) in Paris and very memorable times they were.

Apologies, while I’m at it, to the talented Nanshakh for using one of his works of genius as the cover for ‘Chariots of the Goddesses’. I generally avoid using artworks as I think they should stand (or crawl or grovel) for themselves and rights rest with the creators. However this particular image has been very widely shared on the Internet after right-wingers in the US (yes – there are a few over there, although they’re very quiet and try to keep their views to themselves) picked it up and captioned it “This is the future that Liberals want“. Which is weird to me, because where I live, our Lib Dem councillors mainly seem more interested in fly-tipping and dangerous riding on e-bikes than creating a female supremacist slave society. But one can but dream.

Any more apologies? Maybe to the entire female population of the planet, for my existence.

Books do furnish a dungeon

Due to the unparalleled reach of this blog (other blogs may – indeed do – reach more people and indeed many of the same people, but none will be exactly parallel), book publishers tend to send me ‘flyers’ for their latest publications. I thought I might as well chuck them onto the blog, as you lot will wank to anything with pretty girls saying vaguely pervy things, and it’s a lot easier than doing anything creative.

Available in all good bookshops, but you might have to go along way to find a bookshop good enough, these days.

Fateful decisions

Fateful for you, that is. The decisions are hers alone.

I think there’s room for some negotiation here, where by ‘negotiation’ I mean abject and unconditional begging for her forgiveness and scurrying off to do exactly what she said.
It’s one of his domme’s favourite activities. The local pet supply shop does so well out of her, the owners sent her a Christmas card.
Ooh – sounds like she might be about to give you a second chance! Guess that cheesy chat-up line worked after all, huh?
‘Dress for success’, that’s her motto.
Next, I expect she’ll ask about what happens when you plug it into the electrical mains and turn the dial. They always do… those that don’t just try it for themselves without asking.
I’ve never understood guys who get sexual pleasure from tying up or gagging women. If she can’t speak, how can she order you about? Anyway, such men are nasty perves who enjoy hurting people, and there should be zero tolerance of that, so I’m sure they deserve whatever these two public-spirited ladies and their friends have planned.

Books and bookwomen

Naturally, as a high-profile influencer, I get sent all manner of free materials, although regrettably few outright bribes. Most of this stuff goes straight in the bin, or is pulped and force-fed to me, depending on my SO’s mood, but I thought some of the upcoming book titles publishers are pushing might be of interest to those few of my readers who do more than look at the pictures and flick the ‘page down’ key with their spare hand. So, without further ado (what is ‘ado’ anyway?), here are some of those publishers’ blurbs.

I don’t have any information on the likely publication dates for these titles, but they should be available in all disreputable bookshops, so just keep an eye out.