Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
It can only be taught. Something like that, anyway. Now, more of this.
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| I’d ‘freely consent’, wouldn’t you? Well… I mean, I would if I were free, obviously. |
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| I’ll just try to hold it in, I think. You wouldn’t believe how much fuss Travis makes when I ask him to do that. |
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| Later on, she started having twice-weekly sessions with her tennis instructor, ironically enough. |
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| With this ring, I thee enslave. |
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| Wow. You could almost believe she actually intends to do it, huh? Yum. |
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| I know how to satisfy my wife sexually. I just have to hire some help to do it in practice. |
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| Depends what you define as a problem. There’s obviously going to be a lot of screaming, for a start, and – what’s that you say? She doesn’t mind the screaming? Oh, OK then. No, I don’t think there’s going to be any kind of problem. |
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| Of course, she doesn’t regard him as being on the same level as all her appliances. She’s a lot closer to her vibrator, for a start. |
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| You should keep the little teensie condoms around, though. You might get lucky, after all! How many have you got left? Three? Oh yes, that should be more than enough. The honeymoon only lasts two weeks, after all. |
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| Aunt Clarissa’s used to slightly looser men, of course. I mean, Uncle Arnold hasn’t spent a day without a butt-plug since the 1960s, I understand. |
… so it’s time for a spanking, then all tucked up for an early night with hands secured in your special mittens. Don’t worry about wifey – she’ll find something to amuse herself with.
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| You’ll probably also find that you prefer not to watch sport on TV and you love going to bed early. In fact, you’re going to discover a lot of things about the real you. Isn’t that nice? |
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| I used to worry that women would discover I’m really rubbish in bed. But so far, as luck would have it, the situation just hasn’t arisen, so that’s OK. |
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| There are probably a few things bothering him just at the moment. And there’ll be a few more, quite soon afterwards, I expect. |
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| It’s nice they can sing while they’re working. I mean, having to end another human’s life, it’s a serious and depressing business, isn’t it? Good for them – keeping their spirits up like that. |
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| Ah.. now that takes me back. I remember the very first face-slap of my married life. It was about – oooh, seven seconds after the last face-slap of my unmarried life, as I recall. |
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| Pet play… of a sort. |
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| Shame the marriage went downhill, after what sounds like such a good start. |
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| There’s nothing she enjoys more than a good, long, hard safeword. |
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| No, it didn’t. But it keeps publishing its blog anyway, out of sheer wilfulness. |
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| Chuck’s never struck me as the sensitive type; but yeah – probably best to ask. |
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| Don’t worry – she’ll give her one more chance. She’s quite forgiving really. She’s just cross because she’s got to go to all the trouble of murdering you and disposing of the body, that’s all. |
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| I myself am very firmly opposed to corporal punishment. Forunately, nobody pays a blind bit of attention to my views. |
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| She’s good at riddles, too. |
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| Send him out? Honestly, Henry shouldn’t let her just boss him around like that. He should stand up for himself… be a man. |
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| He does. But I’m sure he’s grateful inside. The British Institution – not to be confused with the Royal Institution, although the one time the BBC made that mistake was the best Christmas science lecture series ever. |
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| See if you can spot the eight men concealed within this picture! |
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| It turns out they did get the sugar, but it was a little untidily heaped in the bowl, so, you know… |
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| Bad interns get spanked. Good interns get spanked and made to wear little lacy panties too. |
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| I had to go to court once. The lady magistrate ordered me to be bound over to keep the peace. But apparently that doesn’t mean what you might think. Who knew? I just started to get myself ready, then and there, but… it’s a long story but anyway, I ended up sentenced to six months with hard labour for an obscene display in contempt of court. So that turned out quite well in the end. |
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| Odd thing to say. I think she looks very nice. |
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| And that’s before they start. |
…that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good hard spanking
Contemplating the Divine goes Jane Austen for the day! Yes! Captioned images of Regency female domination. Hot chicks in empire-line dresses! Well-born males degradingly forced to engage in social intercourse with ladies below their proper station! Wild tea dances!
Remember, you saw it here first! And probably last.
