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Category: tea dance
Respect cannot be earned
It can only be taught. Something like that, anyway. Now, more of this.
I’d ‘freely consent’, wouldn’t you? Well… I mean, I would if I were free, obviously. |
I’ll just try to hold it in, I think. You wouldn’t believe how much fuss Travis makes when I ask him to do that. |
Later on, she started having twice-weekly sessions with her tennis instructor, ironically enough. |
With this ring, I thee enslave. |
Wow. You could almost believe she actually intends to do it, huh? Yum. |
Marital law
I know how to satisfy my wife sexually. I just have to hire some help to do it in practice. |
Of course, she doesn’t regard him as being on the same level as all her appliances. She’s a lot closer to her vibrator, for a start. |
Aunt Clarissa’s used to slightly looser men, of course. I mean, Uncle Arnold hasn’t spent a day without a butt-plug since the 1960s, I understand. |
Little man you’ve had a busy day
… so it’s time for a spanking, then all tucked up for an early night with hands secured in your special mittens. Don’t worry about wifey – she’ll find something to amuse herself with.
You’ll probably also find that you prefer not to watch sport on TV and you love going to bed early. In fact, you’re going to discover a lot of things about the real you. Isn’t that nice? |
I used to worry that women would discover I’m really rubbish in bed. But so far, as luck would have it, the situation just hasn’t arisen, so that’s OK. |
There are probably a few things bothering him just at the moment. And there’ll be a few more, quite soon afterwards, I expect. |
It’s nice they can sing while they’re working. I mean, having to end another human’s life, it’s a serious and depressing business, isn’t it? Good for them – keeping their spirits up like that. |
Ah.. now that takes me back. I remember the very first face-slap of my married life. It was about – oooh, seven seconds after the last face-slap of my unmarried life, as I recall. |
Now do you want to dance or do you want to bite?
Pet play… of a sort. |
Shame the marriage went downhill, after what sounds like such a good start. |
There’s nothing she enjoys more than a good, long, hard safeword. |
No, it didn’t. But it keeps publishing its blog anyway, out of sheer wilfulness. |
Chuck’s never struck me as the sensitive type; but yeah – probably best to ask. |
Gynarchy for the UK
Don’t worry – she’ll give her one more chance. She’s quite forgiving really. She’s just cross because she’s got to go to all the trouble of murdering you and disposing of the body, that’s all. |
I myself am very firmly opposed to corporal punishment. Forunately, nobody pays a blind bit of attention to my views. |
She’s good at riddles, too. |
Send him out? Honestly, Henry shouldn’t let her just boss him around like that. He should stand up for himself… be a man. |
See if you can spot the eight men concealed within this picture! |
Penile servitude
It turns out they did get the sugar, but it was a little untidily heaped in the bowl, so, you know… |
Bad interns get spanked. Good interns get spanked and made to wear little lacy panties too. |
Odd thing to say. I think she looks very nice. |
And that’s before they start. |
It is a truth universally acknowledged…
…that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good hard spanking
Contemplating the Divine goes Jane Austen for the day! Yes! Captioned images of Regency female domination. Hot chicks in empire-line dresses! Well-born males degradingly forced to engage in social intercourse with ladies below their proper station! Wild tea dances!
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